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Border Rican

The damn Border RIcans need to stay out of our damn country
by anonymous March 23, 2024
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Breaking Borders Festival (Malta Edition)

Definition: A so-called “South Asian music festival” in Malta where the plane ride over already looks like a Ryanair flight to Hell. Half off the fuddu’s from endz are there, armed with counterfeit LV man-bags, three spritzes of Sauvage, and a dream of piping someone else’s missus.

The mandem: Harpz, Yuvraj, and Gurj “VR6 swap” Sandhu are posted up by the pool, flexing topless in their Boss shorts, sipping Jameson like it’s a casual Tuesday night at the Prince of Wales. The girls: Simran, Nav, Preeti, and TikTok sensation wannabe Sharanjit, are lined up in PrettyLittleThing dresses that could be mistaken for dental floss, Snapchatting their nails while their man back home is refreshing her location on Snapchat.

By Day 2, every villa has turned into a Punjabi gangbang. Simran “just went for a shisha” but ended up on a sunlounger with three kanjars from Handsworth who took turns playing helicopter with their cocks in time to Sidhu Moose Wala remixes. Nav swore she was only going “to see the vibes” but got Eiffel Towered so many times by lads from Hounslow her passport photo doesn’t even look like her anymore. Meanwhile, the uncles back home are on Facebook typing: “Proud to see our youth breaking borders ✊🏽🔥” having no idea Preeti is right now is getting pipe’d with three Slough roadmen while someone live-streams it on Insta. If you let your girl go here, you are a certified fuddu. She’s not coming back tan - she’s coming back with PTSD flashbacks every time she hears a dhol.
Breaking Borders Festival (Malta Edition) - Example (NSFW):
“Bro, why’s Rajni limping?”
“She went Malta for Breaking Borders.”
“…say no more. Gurj and Mandeep turned her into a wheel barrow.”
by BikBoiCoq September 3, 2025
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Border-Poo

A Word that was casually mentioned and made a man called Karl laugh and It's what you call a cross of a Border Terrier and a Poodle
Guy:Yeah my dog is a Border-Poo
Dude:The fuck is a Border-Poo
by Maldonado D November 1, 2019
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south of the border mullet

Short pubes in the front, long ass hair in the back... Businesses in the front party in the back
by Dixie Stampede September 8, 2016
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borderful

:extremely boring, lame, weak, tiresome.
when you are so boring you make other people bored just thinking about hanging out.
"Do you want to get together & "hang out" some time?"
"That sounds borderful!"
by RohnnyJoyer September 13, 2012
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Border upper

A border is a mexicain lad that escaped to America.
You stupid border upper go back to Mexico you Mexican drug dealer.
by border upper slayer April 28, 2023
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