Bon't

Boy I know you didn't!

oh hell no! Bon't!!!

by Aaron March 31, 2004

jon bon jovi

jon bon jovi is the most loyal husband in the world. Is very strange for rockstar to have just one marriage in his life...

"I don't care about my house, cars and all material things. I care only for health of my wife and my kids" said jon bon jovi

by Ema Konèan May 17, 2006

bon

love as in damn good

Becky and Jon equals bon

by jo-nathan May 13, 2005

bon jovi

A transvestite that has attempted too many times to release a good album, let alone a good song. Is a disgrace to the face of humanity and rock and roll. Sold his/her soul to the devil and owns a shitty Arena Football team that nobody gives a shit about.

-Man, I hate Bon Jovi.
-Yea, that thing's a faggot.

by jpbdfreemo July 12, 2006

Shat bon queet

a ghetto term use for people who steals 50 cent "not the rapper" and go to the laundry mat to buy a condom and end up having sex with your cousin. When you wake up this is the term you will use.

Shat bon queet biotch!

by MaNNY RaYY December 5, 2004

bon jovi friday

a day that is like a friday but not actually a friday.

the day before a big holiday break, 3 day weekend or a day where you do not have work or school the next day.

ex 1
concerned co-worker: why are you drinking
beer at the office?

educated worker: dude chill, bon jovi friday.

ex 2

normal highschool student: man tuesdays suck

all american highschool student: dude did you forget? thanksgiving break starts tommorow, bon jovi friday!

newly informed highschool student: ALL RIGHT!

by jes_234 April 4, 2009

A Bon Jovi

To sit in a tree for a long period of time waiting for a helpless soul to walk underneath as you spill your brown poopy toxins onto their unsuspecting foreheads.

"Dude I made a tree fort and totally gave a dude a bon jovi."

by the Roflsaur June 28, 2006