poon balloon

So effectively what we're saying here is condom.

Care for a poon balloon before you ride the hershey highway on your meat motorbike?

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

utter bollocks

When someone is chatting some serious shit.

Mate you're talking Utter Bollocks

by Bwils.brad August 11, 2017

Bellocan

A server in Maplestory which has (probably more than other servers) high-leveled immigrants from other servers trying to get higher on the rankings. This is due to the fact that people of Bellocan don't train very much and therefore do not have as many high-leveled players. In fact, Mardia and Kradia (servers younger than Bellocan) are ahead in terms of the number of level 200s. It seems Yellonde and Demethos (the 2 newest servers) even have potential to beat Bellocan..

Bellocan is the only server with immigrants in its top five players.

by baa1234 December 31, 2008

Boom Balloon

Another name for a condom

Reece would have got that munter pregnant had it not been for that boom balloon he had in his wallet!

by rock monk July 16, 2007

Hot Air Balloon Ride

The act in which a man gently glides his warm ballbag up a woman's body from her feet to her head and then gently lands them in her mouth.

I'm going to take her out for a nice dinner and then back to my place for a hot air balloon ride.

by El Duderino 23 October 20, 2011

I don't give two bollocks

Similar to 'couldn't give a fuck' or 'I don't give two shits'.

I don't give two bollocks about what other people think

by allseeinggurly November 16, 2010

rusty balloon knot

A puckered asshole or anus. Given the name due to the similar look of said asshole/anus to a balloon's knot covered in rust.

Dude 1: Did you ever fuck that one bitch?
Dude 2: Nah bro, I was only able to tongue punch her rusty balloon knot.

by Helvetesturm October 21, 2013