blueberries

Humorous substitute for an expletive. Seemingly nonsensical, but always funny.

A CAR pulls up the alley behind him. Alex slumps down in his seat as the car passes. Some kind of PRIVATE SECURITY car. Rent-A-Cop. Shit. The car parks. FUCK. A second later, a big, mean-looking man steps out, holding a heavy black maglight, a GUN clearly visible on his belt. Blueberries.

Credit: Tim Minear, Drive

by Dwigt May 7, 2007

blueberry soup

a very goood soup but sounds like a whorehouse or something.

ryan: blueberry soup??? sounds like a whorehouse!

John: wtf is that?

by Bob Myers March 5, 2008

blueberry

Refering to the 10mg adderall (amphetamine salts) pill.

Yo i snorted a few blueberries before luch and i was jacked.

Guy 1: I just coped a blueberry from that kid for like 75 cents man! Guy2: What? Guy1: You know, them 10mg addys! Guy2: oh yeah, i like the orange ones too.

by LeibstandarteAdh (matt b.) March 8, 2007

Blueberry

Retarded Wyotech students that don't know shit, but think they are Gods' gift to the world... Little do they know Green shirts start out making ten dollars more an hour.

wow your a blueberry... nuf said.

by Luke Schall September 30, 2011

Blueberries

A bunch of fangirls from ONTD (who have since spun off into their own community) that showed photos of their junk/boobs to Eli Roth on MySpace in return for his leering approval.

Those Blueberries just sent Eli Roth a picture of their tits! Shameless harlots!

by The Voice of ONTD January 30, 2010

blueberry

A type of mobile phone. A Blackberry with bluetooth.

"Out the country, but the blueberry still connect" ~ Jay Z (referring to the GSM capability of the Blackberry 7100)

by Jack D. August 27, 2005

blueberry monster

1. A delicious Odwalla blueberry shake, filled with antioxidants.

2. Rare, extreme cases of blue balls, in which a man will go on a raping rampage.

Girl: No, I'm not going to have sex with you.
Guy: Well, then I might just turn into a blueberry monster!
Girl: Ok! I'll have sex with you! What a delicious drink!

by Whoopi Goldberg February 5, 2008