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Rose Blossom

The appearance of one's vagina after fisting. The internal tissue pulls out beyond the vaginal muscle. The bright red to pinkish tissue looks like a rose blossom.
After we ran a train on her, she had a rose blossom.
by Buns Gravy October 26, 2020
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Turd Blossom

If you call someone a turd blossom, you are saying that they are beautiful but came from shit or cow shit.

If I called you a turd blossom I'd be saying you are pretty but your family is shit. Or you looked like shit 2 years ago and now look beautiful.
Person 1 "man what a turd blossom"
Person 2 "thank you I've changed a lot"
by cwestn May 10, 2023
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A Blossom

The act of meeting a women, who finds you as atractive as you do her , only to find out she has a bloke already and is in a situation that cant be changed .

A localised coloquialism from certain areas of Sheffield
Ah so you've done "A Blossom"
by blossom2 June 12, 2011
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Bright Death Blossom

A ‘Bright Death Blossom’, also known as a 'Twitter death blossom' is Tweet that seeks to take down all opposing viewpoints using sarcasm, snark, irony, and rhetoric.

The term comes from, or is inspired by, both the 1980s B-grade Sci Fi movie 'The Last Starfighter', and the Twitter account of celebrity Twitter influencer Professor Liam Bright, whose account '@lastpositivist' frequently exhibits very rhetorically clever 'Death Blossom' events.

In the movie, the very white, poor American protagonist is kidnapped by an alien who has secretly trained him for a battle in space using a video game. To complete his mission he is given a spaceship with a special weapons feature called a 'death blossom'.

When activated, the 'Death blossom' locks the ship in position and causes it to wildly spin on all axes shooting all its weapons at converging enemies (who happen to all be using more than one degree of freedom of movement), destroying them all, whilst somehow not turning the brains of the pilot into a milkshake and not causing the ship to be destroyed by being the only thing in the space battle standing still.

As with many sci-fi movies and stories of that era, the protagonists and heroes are white and Westernised, and the aliens are all brown or dark in colour (or just – any non-white colour) and have equipment, ships, and languages with aesthetics that are based upon Middle-Eastern and Asian cultures and cultural themes and aesthetics.
'The Last Positivist has done a Bright death blossom on the neo-positivist trolls and intellectual dark web again.'
'Look out. Twitter death blossom activated.'
'Bright just did a death blossom on Twitter.'
by 龙布鲁斯博士 July 24, 2021
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cherry blossom picker

to choose what you want to that goes in line with what you were told that you were to do and were explained into great detail all about
I had to cherry blossom picker my way to what I wanted at the book store.
by Mr. Cherry Blossom Picker July 10, 2010
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Blossom

Blossom is aggressive and knows what she wants and if she doesn’t get it she won’t give up until she does but overall she is hilarious has comedy that may come across as mean and sarcastic but she just does it because she trusts you, she may not try too hard but deep down she isn’t that stupid, we all love blossom!
Blossom you deserve your love!
by ohnoiloveyou May 1, 2019
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