bloinkiss

/bloiNGk-kis/
verb
When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paid with the self loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by MythicalDefiner April 20, 2018

bloinkiss

when you lean in to kiss someone but you blink and miss

timmy waited all night to kiss bianca at the prom, but when he finally leaned in for the smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee causing him to lose his tennis scholarship leading him down a dark road paved with self loathing and addiction years later when his wife finally left him and couldnt take it anymore he lacked the ability to chase her cause his knee never healed from the bloinkiss.

by mythicalbeast22 April 20, 2018

Blinkin out

When you get so high every blink feels like snapping out of a dream. Possible loss of feeling in body or limbs and mentally blending with the environment

"Yo last night at the club I was blinkin out. Tony got me out just in time, haha I had no idea what was going on. Was it laced?"

by Adam Haes May 26, 2019

Blocking B

Blocking b is when you block a bitch who’s a cloud demon

Mann im Blocking B fuck her

by Instagram: simp.4nia February 13, 2022

Blicking in the cooch

Beating the coochie up

Beating it so good that u gotta dance or you going crazy

Yo bro I just came from my girl house and i was blicking in the cooch, i was going crazy.

by RaneeHolley February 7, 2023

stock blocking

This happens when another customer or a store employee leaves their cart in front of the product, or "stock" shelf that you need something from. Some grocery stores "stock block" themselves by setting up a temporary display in front of other items.

It sucks when you're in a rush to get some things from the store on your way home from work, and the aisles are full of people and their giant shopping carts, packed high and full, stock blocking the few things you came to pick up!

by edusk8r January 27, 2010

J Blocking

This is the art of being cock blocked by a guy when making advances on another guy. Usually they guys are two close friends and the one blocking you wants you for himself.

If I was making advances on this guy I was attracted to and a mutual friend came in and was J Blocking me.

by Mistress of Darkness March 6, 2010