BITCHQUICK

A spray you spray on yourself to get rid of annoying people by acting BITCHY.

JOE"holly crap its bill run"
TONY"NO its fine just spray this bitchquick on yourself"
BILL leaves crying

by RE1997 March 27, 2010

Bitchuation

a situation in which a girl is being a bitch

person 1: dude we got a bitchuation

person 2: who is it?

person 1: its Maddi

by little duckling April 18, 2011

bitchnap

to kidnap a person you really hate and has bitch like qualities and is not kid like in any way, making kidnap unusable
Past tense: Bitchnapped

Tom-"Tonight, we're gonna bitchnap that freaking slore(slut whore)."
Tim- "Why?"
Tom- "Because she gave you a B."
Tim- "Oh yeah... Fuck that slore!!"

by DatGuyWhoThrowsFruit@Walls May 20, 2011

Bitchputer

When your computer refuses to work as intended or as quickly as possible.

Christine: PENELOPE! LOAD THE DAMN VIDEO! WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BITCHPUTER RIGHT NOW!?

by dopplepeople June 4, 2011

bitchcut

An annoying ass biscuit who complains about her problems, but tastes good with gravy.

That bitchcut just gave me head!

by Ejayrocker November 5, 2013

Bitchum

"Bitchum" Is usually along the lines of a fuckboy. They like to spend countless amounts of money on alcohol and even girls. Also a thief. He likes to hold shoes for ransom from girls he has one night stands with just so he can piss the girl off and for some reason still think she will sleep with him again. A bitchum is also someone who thinks he's hot shit. He'll try to smooth talk Any girl to get what he wants. He thinks about himself and only himself all the time and claims to be really nice. He also does really fucked up shit and then gets his feelings hurt when the table gets turned on him. A bitchum is anything negative.

Me: his thirsty ass won't stop snapping me to come over and hook up.
Friend: that's bitchum for you

by Flipphonebabe April 24, 2016

Bitchnapped

When a grown ass women is abducted. Disappeares with out a trace and is never heard from again, or is eventually found but has suffered so much abuse she is catatonic!

Tom "Has anyone seen Jessica lately?"
Heather " naw home girl got bitchnapped last week!"

by Patsy January 15, 2017