Bionic Tone

A superhuman penis that is unbreakable and can be used to catapult out of a large cave.

Forest Whitaker failed to use his Bionic Tone to escape the cave in Star Wars:Rogue One.

by Grandmajohnsonlegsondash February 5, 2017

bionta

A tall large motherfucker nicest person to fuck with best sex and a great brother a dick that satisfies lady’s and beat anybody ass on any given day

Bionta is that n****

by C-Hoppa December 15, 2019

Bioterrorism

The horrific global implications of an intentionally designed biologic weapon of mass destruction, real or imaginary.

So, we need to assure re-election. Anyone up for some Bioterrorism?

by YAWA July 26, 2020

Bios Curios

A person who uses both iOS and Android operating systems. That person may have a preference to one OS or another, but will generally defend and use both without specific prejudice.

You know Steve?
He is so Bios Curios, I've seen him use both the iPad with the new Galaxy S4!!

by Sir Lancealot April 6, 2013

Studying for Biology

Fapping

I was up late last night studying for biology.

by KAKAKAKOW December 16, 2013

Biochemistry

Unadulterated pain. If you are a biology or chemistry student there is a very high probability that this will be the hardest class you take. It is seriously impossible to get an A unless you have a photographic memory. No, I'm not being snide, I'm being completely serious - learning all the reactions, regulations, pathways, mechanisms, structures, etc. is impossible without it.

Typically offered as an option based around the lie that it will "make your transcript look stronger," the fact of the matter is that it will drop your GPA like an anchor. Biochemistry has the evil ability to not only make sure you get a low grade in it but that all your other classes grades are brought down with it. It will also destroy your sleep pattern and social life while drastically increasing your alcohol intake.

Seriously, avoid this like the plague.

Little Billy enrolled in biochemistry and now he's graduating with a horrible GPA

by Matt..... December 14, 2010

Bionicle

The thing I sell day in, day out, at Legoland. I never began as a fan of it but after being forced to watch the movie over 25 times, and listening to hours upon hours of kids talk to me about Bionicle, I've become fairly knowlegeable on it. It's about six heroic robots, called Toa, fighting a really evil robot called Makuta on a far away island called Mata Nui. The Toa defeat evil after evil that Makuta creates until Makuta gets his ass handed to him by Takanuva, the 7th Toa. Anyway none of that matters, all that matters is that you go out and buy Bionicle. You know you want too, because Bionicle is where most of my paycheck comes from.

All Toas are $8.95 each, $9.64 with tax. Makuta is $19.95, $21.50 with tax. Takanuva is $29.95, $32.27 with tax. Would you like a bag with that?

by The Toa of Selling Toas August 28, 2004