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Big Bill Hell's

A car dealership who created a funny and humorus commercial. One of the lines in that commercial said “SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!”
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE! IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A CAR THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A DUMB ENOUGH SHMUTZ TO BIG BILL HELL'S CARS! BAD DEALS, CARS THAT BREAK DOWN, THIEVES! IF YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO FIND A BARGAIN AT BIG BILL'S, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS! IT'S YOUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT GUARANTEED! IF YOU FIND A BETTER DEAL, YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS, YOU HEARD US RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! BRING YOUR TRADE, BRING YOUR TITLE, BRING YOUR WIFE, WE'LL FUCK HER! THAT'S RIGHT WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE! BECAUSE AT BIG BILL HELL'S, YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS TO SUNDAY! TAKE A HIKE TO BIG BILL HELL'S! HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING, THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE PISSING. HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN PISS 6 FEET IN THE AIR STRAIGHT AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT. DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY, DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF! ONLY AT BIG BILL'S HELL, THE ONLY DEALER THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF. HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE YOU WRITE US A CHECK AND IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER. GO TO HELL. BIG BILL HELL'S CARS, BALTIMORE'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS OF BITCHES IN THE STATE OF MARYLAND, GUARANTEED!
by Minecraft1238 January 29, 2019
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Big Boy Pants

A metaphor for taking responsibility for mature adult affairs such as finances and occupational obligations.
Put on your big boy pants and go pay the rent!
by letithappen88 November 8, 2017
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When the US Head of State blatantly flips the big middle finger to his electorate by publicly kissing the ass of another fascist narcissist pig to avoid complete personal humiliation.
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Big Kin is basically the mashup of Big Mood and Kin.
Person 1 says something very relatable
Person 2: such big kin
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Person 2: because she’s a big smelly Virgin
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big tired

Heavily overused and out of style. Often used to emphasize the word "tired" after it's used.
R: Man that's awesome!

L: "Awesome" is so old. It's tired; big tired.
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