Bent Porkysock

When you fuck a pig and he bites your dick and breaks it

I now have a bent porkysock

Bent Porkysock by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018

bent the cheese 

Euphemism for literally anything.

Frank: Ann passed away last night.
Jerry: There are children here, Ann bent the cheese last night.

bent the cheese by Longer schlonger February 20, 2019

bent over 

the phrase i want you to bend me over or i want to be bent over can most easily be described as wanting to be fucked more specifically in the ass or get it from the back and preferably over something like a counter,couch,bench etc.

i’m getting bent over tonight

or

can someone bend me over
or
i’m gonna bend you over

bent over by Yuguiyo April 22, 2019

bent like a harley 

When you are extremely upset with something

"ANDREW IM FUCKIN BENT LIKE A HARLEY"

bent like a harley by Dink smell May 6, 2019

Bent like a shrimp

A Cajun term for being so inebriated that you’re slouched over like a shrimp 🍤

When someone asks you “how drunk are you?”, your reply would be “ma’am I’m bent like a shrimp”

Bent like a shrimp by Gymrat48 February 22, 2020

bent neck 

Typically defines a millennial who spends too much time looking at his cell phone (with his neck bent). Origin of phrase: Rich T.- SW Florida

I have no internet on my phone because of all the darn “bent necks” in the neighborhood using up all the data right now!

bent neck by Aquatic Rich April 12, 2020

bent dick energy 

Often confused with big dick energy. Bent dick energy is when one possesses under confidence in ones self, when in actuality they are a bomb ass person. They are often severly underrated, if not observed closely one might appear shy of boring, but once you get to know them, you realize their true potential as a dear friend or perhaps legendary lover.

" I dont know much about that guy Alex, he doesnt talk much" "He's just got bent dick energy, hes actually pretty epic"

bent dick energy by Smolpapi May 5, 2020