Bagel Pussy

A Jewish woman.

A hit that bagel pussy last night.

by JHH22687 December 19, 2009

Bageling

When multiple guy friends get naked with their erect penises out while they have one non participant. For this, the non participant will need assorted bagels. The amount depends on how many friends playing, how many rounds you want to play, etc, but it has to be different types of bagels. Keep in mind, this non participant will also have the responsibility of getting, and keeping, the players erect.The non participant, or host, then proceeds to fling the bagels onto the players' erect penises until they can hold no more bagels, The bagels tossed are at random. When everyone can fit no more bagels, there is a random bagel chosen blindly from the remaining bagels. Whoever has the most of that type of bagel on their respective penis is the winner. In this game, the bigger, the better effectively with more room for bagels. So whoever said that size does not matter obviously never went bageling.

"Hey Will, let's go bageling tonight!" - Rob
"Sure man, let's give Mikey a call. He's always down to bagel." - Will

by RetsamEvals June 1, 2013

bagel pop

anal intercourse; usually between two males.

Hey, look over there, I think that guy is getting a bagel pop.

The way that guy was walking made me wonder if he had a bagel pop.

by lash505 September 22, 2007

Bagel Dong

A penis which is short,round and wide. Not a desirable thing, can be a result of a high-impact accident in the genetal area.

I wipped out my Bagel dong on her back last night, she was so dissapointed, girls just don't appreciate variety anymore.

by jewishdave February 22, 2011

bagelroni

the act of bageling a roni, having the perfect bagel roni is to have the perfect ratio of bagel to roni.

'WOW what a great bagelroni you made!'
'Sorry, I'm busy fishing!'

by coolonel March 20, 2014

bagel nut

Nut released by a male sex organ tht taste like bagels

Tommys dick taste like bagel nut

by Dr.slang7 July 6, 2017

Beelzebub

Beelzebub, only the most cute and ons of the funniest anime series. The series is about a demon lord baby which seems logic as Beelzebub translate to demon or Satan. The demon lord baby is send to the human world to find himself a human parent.
Your heart will melt as you watch this anime.

No, no, no don't cry baby beel (beel-san)
- common line in beelzebub

by Cosmic Creature August 14, 2017