Beefting

A sarcastic remark.

For use when you see a very fat person, instead of Buffting, which is used for VERY fit people.

Nathan: Molly is Buffting.

Shane: Yeah? Well Sarah is Beefting.

by MrNathanWilliams July 8, 2010

beating chicken heart

This is like the Gonzo and Fruitbowl
Step1) grab your scrotum,but be careful to allow your testicles to still hang freely to the ground.
Step2) ask someone if they want to see a beating chicken heart
Step3) when you have a victim willing to see, show him your sack while squeezing your scrotum in a pulsating rhythm to make it appear to be beating

no need for an example....

by Papawood December 8, 2003

beating ass

to beat up, mostly in the ass region. Happens most frequently with a homosexual or bisexual male getting mad at another male and beating their ass, perhaps even attempting to rape.

"Kenny was beating ass again."
"Did he use his finger?"
"No, Fist......"

by Kenny Foreman February 22, 2008

Beating the brush

Having sex or jerking off,clearly from a bob ross video

Mother:what are you doing in there? Artistic son:im just beating the brush mom.

by Evilerskull September 18, 2018

Beeting my tofu

{beating the bishop}{beating your meat} {(choking the chicken} The animal friendly way of saying you are masturbating.
Often used by soy-boys and vegans alike.

"I was beeting my tofu last night to some good ass cuckold adult content"

by The Black Plague January 23, 2019

birthday beatings

The one time of year people who both love and hate you have an excuse to hit you. Typically undertaken by males within the periods of primary school to college.

Did you hear it's Brookeys birthday today? Time to give him some birthday beatings!

by EclipsedHakuren October 9, 2016

trouser snake beating

slapping(if you a guy)or being slapped (if you a girl) by a dick after giving or getting head.

bitch how bout a trouser snake beating!

by Jbob April 27, 2003