A school where people who have arrogantly deemed themselves smarter than the rest of their inferior peers meet to discuss their vast array of knowledge in the fields of politics, mathematics, science, etc., all to try and convince themselves (and each other) that the true reason they are at this school is because they were rejected socially from their old school. The school has an 80% acceptance rate, so don't be fooled by the applicants favorite motto: "It's an early college for geniuses." Expect the worst types of people to be enrolled in the school, and even worse people to leave.
Social Reject: Oh how I long to be among the intellectuals of a caliber not found at my current school. I know, I'll go to Bard College at Simon's Rock! It's a college, so it must be a school for geniuses like myself!
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Get the bardigangupdates mug.The feeling equivalent to being dragged behind your stolen car 50 km/h on a dirt road in your underwear while your family is being shot, your girlfriend breaks up with you, you're losing your job and hair and the nails you ate yesterday are finding alternative ways of exiting your body.
It felt bård.
I only survived, because i was able to concentrate getting one foot in front of the other instead of the bård.
I wanted to kill myself because of the bård.
Fuck the king, i wish he was bård
I only survived, because i was able to concentrate getting one foot in front of the other instead of the bård.
I wanted to kill myself because of the bård.
Fuck the king, i wish he was bård
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by allison October 26, 2004
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Get the Bard mug.A writer (usually poet) who feels as though they are the only one capable of writing what their soul tells them with complete truth. Usually dressed in black and adorned with scary accesories, a Noir Bard feels distinctly more important than any other mere mortal and is extremely pretentious.
Favorite pastimes include: black coffee, eye rolling, short fingernails, and alot of ripped lace
Favorite pastimes include: black coffee, eye rolling, short fingernails, and alot of ripped lace
Laure: I just started taking this writing class after school and I feel like a complete outcast
Jown: Is it becuase you dress in color and don't cut yourself?
Laure: yes! Its completely full of these pretentious Noir Bards who wear ripped stockings and smoke black cigarettes because they think it gives them life experience
Jown: How pretentious!
Jown: Is it becuase you dress in color and don't cut yourself?
Laure: yes! Its completely full of these pretentious Noir Bards who wear ripped stockings and smoke black cigarettes because they think it gives them life experience
Jown: How pretentious!
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