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Den Buddhism

when one "converts" to buddhism for the purpose of interior decoration. Very common among the White Urban Liberal (WUL) demographic and especially so in Boulder, CO.
guy 1: dude, Jeff just converted to Buddhism
guy 2: how?
guy 1: I don't know, he just started putting up all this Buddhist crap in his living room
guy 2: Jeff practices Den Buddhism then.
by remo306 October 16, 2008
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blissed buddah

fat guy who has two girlfriends or a wife and a girlfriend who all sleep together
Jack that lucky Blissed Buddah, his Bliss babe and Annie the new girlfriend all went to the dance and a walk on the beach
by maplefrost May 29, 2009
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fake buddhist

A person who describes themselves as a Buddhist but only follows the tenets when it serves them personally.
I realised my ex boyfriend was a fake buddhist when he broke my heart when he admitted to stringing me along while eating at a vegan restaurant because he doesn't want to harm any living thing.
by Raven Bancroft March 2, 2015
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buddhist

a person who follows the religion of buddhism. remember that there are many different sects or types of buddhism and that you should't link them all together
jon: that guy is buddhist, that means his god is a cow. wat a loser

toby: naw man, he's a different type, he doesnt pray to any gods. and you shouldnt judge ppl like that
by jo<3 December 27, 2007
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The Buddhist Monk

After ejaculating upon a girls face, you douse her in gasoline and proceed to light her on fire.
Jimmy got twenty to life after he gave his girlfriend the buddhist monk.
by Sam5232 December 29, 2007
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Bumper Sticker Buddhism

Succinct spiritual phrase supposedly attributed to a wide range of so-called spiritual leaders or guru such as, e.g., Eckhart Tolle, Deepak Chopra, Ghandi, Dalai Lama or Jesus that offer a shortcut to enlightened consciousness. They are often posted as a status on Facebook or in public toilets. Examples of Bumper Stickers Buddhism
- “The secret of life is to use our energy to welcome the new and to put to rest the old – Abraham Lincoln

- “Try not to expect anything so that everything will come to you – Elvis”

- “You are where you need to be and to be in the be, is being a free bee – Plato”
I’m tired of your bumper sticker Buddhism

I’ve been to see my massage therapist and had to hear her bumper sticker Buddhism for an hour.
by Potimarron October 5, 2013
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The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion

When a person (usually a teenager) shits their pants in a watery and explosive manner to escape a drug test appointed by his or her parent or legal guardian changing the color of said person's pants and floor causing a literal shit storm
When my parents pulled out that drug test I knew I was fucked and had no choice but to use The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion
by fangirlshitstank May 23, 2020
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