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pizza breath

That cheesy, pizzza-y breath that sticks around for HOURS after you eat pizza. You can smell it yourself without even trying to. As long as the pizza's got the bare minimum to be a pizza, you'll get pizza breath.
Damn bro, I hate this pizza breath; it annoys the hell outta me. I can smell it just by breathing..
by Knamer363 August 19, 2022
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agonal breathing

Agonal Breathing is preformed by the brain as a last reflex to try and keep the person performing the agonal breathing alive, the brain will do this to signal that there is a severe lack of blood flow to the brain or a bleeding blood vessel in the brain, which if not given immediate medical attention, the person will die. This breathing can take place for a few minutes to hours, while the time between said breathes vary. Agonal Breathing is also referred to as “Agonal Gasps” or “Agonal Respiration”.
Reece - “Oh my god! What is he doing?”
Jacob - “He needs to get to the hospital, he is preforming Agonal Breathing!”
by Hentai_Viewer March 11, 2019
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Cantelope Breath

When your breath smells like pure shit. Almost like rotten cantelopes being eaten out of a fat fucks sweaty ass.
Bobby - "Bro, you have fucking cantelope breath"
Lenny - "fuck off"
by booblips1236 October 29, 2012
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Fat Breath

When one is not fat but breaths heavily like a fat person when performing any sort of activities.
Stacy: I hate going up these stairs!
June: Me too! It's only one flight but I always get fat breath when I reach the top.
by Veenasaur May 30, 2012
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Travel breath

The stale and sour smelling breath that occurs after one has been traveling for a number of hours. Usually caused by insufficient fluids and made worse by stale air in a car or airplane. In worst cases travel breath is coupled with "Airport Sweat"
I was so excited to see Duffy after his long drive down from Pittsburgh but his travel breath was kickin!
by Jrh December 14, 2013
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Mummy’s Breath

The gasses of an expelled fart that are stuck marinating between butt cheeks for an extended period, then released.

The contents of which may or may not contain solid or liquid material.
His fart smells like the breath of a decomposed mummy that’s been buried in a tomb for 5000 years. Mummy’s breath almost smells like the mummy crapped his pants before he died!
by Sully2 December 17, 2019
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measured by breaths

A term used to state that ones life consists of the good and the bad, the beautiful and the ugly, the mistakes and triumphs.

Ones life is measured by all of the things contained in it and for the entirety of ones existence.

When you face the end and look back on what you have done, who you let in, how you treated others and what impact you have made, however small... Will you die in peace?
She looked back and was grateful that she loved him as much as he would let her. Ones life is "measured by breaths we take, not the moments that take our breath away".
by morphologicalfreedom October 5, 2013
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