awake rule

the rule where by which if alot of people are sleeping in one room and you wake up and people are having a conversation you shouldnt be hearing u announce ur awake-ness

sally: and then greg heard everything and told jack, i cant believe him

alison: i cant believe it, what about the awake rule!?

by gerald727272 October 28, 2006

Statial Awareness

How 'in-tune' you are to the passing of time.

It's almost time for dinner, what are you thinking?

Dinner? Bitch, it's only 2 P.M., your statial awareness is all fucked up.

by Dracor July 25, 2011

smelly awakening

the act of standing over a person and slepping them in the face. as the person wakes up, you force a fart out in his or her face.

the first one to fall asleep tonight is getting a smelly awakening

by wolf January 11, 2005

cell phone awareness

the ability to react to objects while walking and texting...

dude my cell phone awareness is off i almost knocked over that stand!!!!

by theamazinggoldhillian April 13, 2009

Awakened

(Adj) and awakened being is one that has willingly discovered and experienced masturbation

When were you awakened?
When I was twelve experimenting in the bathroom.

by Haydarken November 6, 2019

fetal awareness syndrome

a syndrome linked to a fetus becoming aware while in the womb. Usually accompanied by symptoms of hyper intelligence and hyper lethargy.

Ben has fetal awareness syndrome. He is really lazy but smart.

by Neil Bartlett April 5, 2006

Awaking

A process of a natural phenomenon that most do not get to experience in a single lifetime..most useualy involveing the 5 Chakra's.Can be a traumatic experience for some.Causing a sudden passion to explore truths by questioning all that you have been conditioned to believe including but not an expeption to Religion,History,Justiceetc.Leaving one to make dramatic life altering changes.However many turn to Yogapracticesfor the process..proven to be very beniphicial to one's health

Have you talked to Tracy latly?She had an Awaking and shes no longer a Christian as she now believes theres truth in all religionsand she is now an Omnist!

by MoonSync May 25, 2019