asshat

one who is useless or unnecessary, as attempting to wear a hat on one's ass is.

"We need that asshat on our team like I need a new asshole on my forehead."

by Knotty1 February 7, 2010

AssHat

An Asshat: someone who is a complete idiot OR verbal abuse for someone you are angry with OR a greeting for someone you dint want to see

'Hey You!'
'Hey Asshat!'

by HairMetalGlamRock January 23, 2007

asshattery

a place where asshats are created, incubated, or otherwise come into being

just snuck out of the asshattery, didn't ya?

by vixen9791 August 12, 2006

asshammer

verb: The act of hitting a woman in the anus with a ball pin hammer, so as to tighten it to the point of puckering, prior to inserting your penis into said anus.

noun: A ball pin hammer used to preform the aforementioned act.

Katie and I got back from our date last night and were feeling rather frisky. So, I pulled up her dress and pulled down her undergarments and picked up my asshammer off the nightstand. With one mighty swing, one powerful thrust, and 3 pints of blood later, Katie had been asshammered.

by Jack the Hammer June 11, 2009

Asshat

When a woman ass is so fine...you would proudly wear it as a hat

Honey....u are so fine, I want to wear your ass as a hat.....love me some asshat !!!

by The Door Guy July 10, 2010

asshare

A driver who changes lanes constantly, oftentimes without a blinker, in the futile aim of getting farther ahead.

"Hey watch out for that asshare, he's switching lanes again!"

by toferdisobey February 28, 2015

asshare

A driver who changes lanes constantly, oftentimes without a blinker, in the futile aim of getting farther ahead.

"Hey watch out for that asshare, he's switching lanes again!"

by toferdisobey February 28, 2015