assblanket

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by Anonymous March 13, 2003

assclench

To clench something tightly with one's ass. Assclamp.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

assclay

A very very very thick and rank smelling bowl movement.

That assclay smells!

by Dienofboredom September 23, 2005

assclown

One, who on a date, gets drunk and wraps up himself in a sheet in the back of his vehicle.

Jim was a total assclown last night when he passed out wrapped up in a sheet like a burrito.

by Sharon Rae J. December 22, 2009

assel jacks

an assel jack is your butt

oh!My gosh im freezing my assel jacks off!!!

by lorlie leeson June 10, 2011

ASSCLOWN

Usually this is the guy in the group that tends to be a major dick so you call him an ass then the clown is just added on for fun

GUY #1:"Hey man that steve guy is a major assclown"
GUY #2:"Ya man, i am definately not gonna match bowls with him"

by THAT ONE GUY IN ELSINORE October 16, 2005

assclown

Someone who act like a combination of the two words clown and ass. This person is somewhere in the middle but always a fucking moron.

If Tom wasn't being such an assclown he would understand you shouldn't anally fuck a girl on the first date.

Entingh's assclownery knows no bounds.

by PhillTheDeal April 13, 2006