assclay

A very very very thick and rank smelling bowl movement.
That assclay smells!
by Dienofboredom September 23, 2005
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masterbize

An act of masturbation but in a Arnold Schwarzenegger kind of way.
*Arnold voice* "I off to masterbize my penis".
by Dienofboredom October 21, 2005
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