Definitions by Dienofboredom

masterbize 

An act of masturbation but in a Arnold Schwarzenegger kind of way.

*Arnold voice* "I off to masterbize my penis".

masterbize by Dienofboredom October 21, 2005

assclay 

A very very very thick and rank smelling bowl movement.

That assclay smells!

assclay by Dienofboredom September 23, 2005