2 definitions by Dienofboredom

1

A very very very thick and rank smelling bowl movement.

That assclay smells!

by Dienofboredom September 23, 2005

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An act of masturbation but in a Arnold Schwarzenegger kind of way.

*Arnold voice* "I off to masterbize my penis".

by Dienofboredom October 20, 2005

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