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Urban Assault Vehicle

A 2006 Subaru Outback that can go 4 feet deep underwater, carry 6 frag grenades in the cup holder, and withstand the constant gunshots directed at the back bumper
Bro people keep shooting at my back bumper while I’m 3 feet underwater

Ahh chill man, it just means it’s an urban assault vehicle.
by ThyMemethOfGythavil March 31, 2019
mugGet the Urban Assault Vehiclemug.

jackoff assault

This can be the act of masturbating continuously(several times)until all semen has been ejaculated, or the act of three or more males violently masturbating onto a member of the opposite or same sex.
"I haven't masturbated in a week; time for a jackoff assault"--or--"A couple of us finished her/him off with a jackoff assault".
by darkangel18 May 8, 2015
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Bulgarian Assault Robot

The Bulgarian Assault Robot is a piece of hyper advanced technology built in the Bulgarian sector of the Balkan rage dimension somewhere between the years 7.3-7.4 quadrillion C.E by hyper advanced Bulgarian Scientists. The robot has the ability to transcend multiple dimensions in order to wipe out its foes with its hyper advanced weapons that can destroy entire universes in the blink of an eye. It is the 3rd most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse, and the only two beings capable of defeating it are the legendary Jack Daniels and Tony Roma.
"The Bulgarian Assault Robot just wiped out the shmirg dimension using its Atomic hyper Cannon"
by Still water drinker December 12, 2024
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Assault Weapon

Anything that is black, scary, and found in a dark alley!
We need to ban those evil, scary, black rifles known as "assault weapons."
by anonymous January 15, 2023
mugGet the Assault Weaponmug.

sexual assault

that’s all i got to say. paul is sexual assault
by krispy kreme 101 March 4, 2022
mugGet the sexual assaultmug.
The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
by plssn April 11, 2020
mugGet the The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.mug.

national lying about getting sexually assaulted day

national lying about getting sexually assaulted day
kika saying ben sexually assaulted her when he didn’t aka national lying about getting sexually assaulted day
by kkdumdum April 6, 2021
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