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Asian Pass

Generally anything above any grade above a 90 or an "A"

- Depending on the person (or more likely their immigrant parents) this "pass" threshold will vary anywhwere from a 90 to a 95.

This standard, is by no means exclusive to those of Asian descent. It is understood that most Asian parents expect their kids to go to Harvard, or MIT, or Violin prodigy school; therefore, failing by normal standards, a 69 or lower, in most cases will get an Asian killed by their parents... or permanently disowned... Whichever is worse.

So we refer to this ridiculous system of grading as Asian pass.

-Not to be confused with a similar *standard that is often used by that annoying pretentious kid everyone hates who complains about getting a 92 on a test.

*these people usually don't actually have a standard and just like to complain about their "crappy" grade just to make others feel inferior.

People with "Asian standards" will suffer some form of consequence ranging from a hour long scold fest to loss of scholarships or somthing like that; thus, their dissatisfaction is quite legitamate.
Kevin Chou: Ah shit, this sucks.
Mark Nelson: What didya get, bro?
Kevin: 89
Mark: That's not bad at all.
Kevin: Nah, man. You don't understand. If my parents see this, I'll get beaten with a bamboo stick!
Mark: ORLY?
Kevin: Dude, Asian pass is serious buisness. I'm a dead man walking.
by An Amazin' Azn October 1, 2010
mugGet the Asian Passmug.

Fat asian

A fat asian is not only a fat asian but somebody that is a chubby british teen.
by CXLZ November 21, 2016
mugGet the Fat asianmug.

asian-wannabe

That guys only listens to Jpop and answers the phone with "moshi moshi", he's such an asian-wannabe.
by Anders_HJ July 15, 2004
mugGet the asian-wannabemug.

asian failing

a term used for a good grade, such as a b+, but it still wont land you in stanford

also used to describe the situation an asian is in when they say the words "im like failing"

this grade would be considered good, if not acceptable for any other race, excluding indians and russians
im like failiing, said suzy after she saw teh 87 on her test

sam asian failed is test with a b+, insuring he will only go to a state university, rather than an ivy league school
by dirk lance August 16, 2005
mugGet the asian failingmug.

Asian persuasion

The spell cast upon an individual in love with members of the Asian race.
ahhhh, that tina, she's under the asian persuasion...
by tina! May 10, 2005
mugGet the Asian persuasionmug.

asian glow

The phenomenon in which an Asian person turns red after a small amount of alcohol consumption.
Carol only needs half a shot before she gets a bad case of the asian glow
by Bungalow Bill November 3, 2002
mugGet the asian glowmug.

asian spoon

When someone (preferably small) is kneeling on the floor and a second individual (preferably larger and with big muscles) envelopes the first person aforementioned in a large kneeling embrace.
Yo! Did you just asian spoon his momma??
by Fatasian257 March 8, 2017
mugGet the asian spoonmug.

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