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criminal apologiser

Almost exclusively uber-liberal, uber wet arse, sociology lecturing, smelly cardigan wearing lefty tree huggers who makes excuses for the worst serial offending scum and terrorists in society. Most notably a trait of Labour governments, Liberal politicians and filthy rich pop stars in the UK, and the trotskyists who have introduced legislation (Human Rights Act) to protect this vermin. Notably highly paid beauracrats in organisations like the 'Prison Reform Trust'.
Professional criminal apologiser Tarquin said "The poor lad didn't have a games console when he was but a little boy, that's what made him slaughter & disembowel 20 prostitutes".
by Morlok January 17, 2008
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Apolo

a dumb burger eating player whos the definition of disgrace.
"Son, you are the Apolo to this family"
"You are fat, useless, and haven't accomplished anything"
by gnarly124 January 10, 2019
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Apatotastic

To be fantastic in an apatosauri-ish manner. Basically, really, really fab and a half.
Vilhelm: Dude! Look at this new action figure I got!
Blaine: THAT STEGOSAURUS IS SOOOOO APATOTASTIC, LIKE WHOA.
by Blake McKenzie May 12, 2009
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Apatow-y

Any in a series of movies starring one of the stable of actors that have appeared previously in a series of comedic films directed, produced, or written by Judd Apatow. These actors include: Seth Rogen, Steve Carell, Jason Segel, Paul Rudd, Jonah Hill, Jay Baruchel, Martin Starr, and Will Ferrell.
I liked She's Out of My League! It was very Apatow-y!
by Moviebot 3000 March 26, 2010
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apooleboner

descriptive noun; a wiener with some poo left around the edge of its tip after having anal sex.
jim: that was great anal sex
lady person: yea i know
jim: hey you told me you didn't eat, you lied! I have a total apooleboner right now.
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Apolo-J

a blow job given in an apologetic manner
or a blow job given as an apology
sorry i threw up on your rug...
let me give you an Apolo-J

sorry i ditched you last night
An Apolo-J will make it better
by GEH Ultimate July 19, 2010
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apolojob

A girl at my party last night broke a glass, so she gave me an apolojob!
by CASEYFROMBIGBEAR June 30, 2011
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