Anal Apocalypse

An Anal Apocalypse is when you sit on the toilet thinking that you will just take a normal shit, and you end up spending 45 minutes shitting out your end trails while everyone around you is gasping in horror at the groaning they hear through the bathroom stall doors.

On Friday Jeff had went full blown anal apocalypse, and I was around to hear it.

by Goldieloxandthe3cocks November 18, 2021

Apocalypta

A band known for playing metal with cellos. They have recently collaborated with Three Days Grace's Adam Gontier in the song "I Don't Care". The music video for this song is a little freaky.

Person 1: Wow, that song has a wicked instrumental intro. Who's it by?
Person 2: Dude, that's kick-ass Apocalypta.

by altrockerX May 15, 2008

apocalyptophobia

baseless fear that the world is going to end.

Being under apocalyptophobia, he is living under constant fear.

by uttam maharjan August 20, 2011

Fucktard Apocalypse

Same as a Zombie Apocalypse other than it is an event happening right now; with real people; that are alive and should be dead; the real stupid people you have to deal with everyday. The roaming of people walking the Earth acting or behaving like idiots, retards, or with no intellect. Aka: Dumbasses, nincompoops, maroons, morons, ass-wipes, dickheads, and jerks.

"What the hell is wrong with people today?!"
"It's the Fucktard Apocalypse, remember?"

by Guzzi October 23, 2014

apocalyze

To bring one's world crashing down. It is the verb form of the word apocalypse.

I'd like to apocalyze my cheating ex-boyfriend.

I would like to apocalyze the professor that created this exam.

I will apocalyze my roomie because she is a lactoid.

by Chocolate and Vanilla Bear October 15, 2009

Apocalypse Underwear

The oldest, rattiest, and worst-fitting undergarments in your dresser drawer, that one only wears when all others are in the laundry basket; i.e. in case of the Apocalypse, Rapture, 2012, or the aliens landing.

When Bill saw the brilliant flash of an atomic explosion on the distant horizon, he knew it was time to put on his Apocalypse Underwear and hide in the bomb shelter.

by rez111 July 20, 2011

Apologies

Apologies come after a big event, say you bumped into someone at the store or the hallway or you said mean things to them on vacation or at work. It doesn’t have to be immediately but an apology always comes and is always appreciated, typically when followed up with candy or flowers or roses or other small (or big, hey no complaining here 👋🏾 ) tokens of your affection. What am I telling you for though, you already do know, you do know don’t you?

I loved his apology because in his apology he saw me, he knew exactly when and where to give apologies...he’s better at it than me.

by anonymous June 14, 2018