by alpahsshs August 25, 2017
Get the alpha(name)mug. Entitled "Alpha" males (and females) who are more stupid than a bag of rocks and do not contribute to society in a positive way by any means. Steroid pushing muscle retards whos only arguement is how many more women they slept with. The dirt under boots of society who should not be allowed to reproduce.
"Look at Chad over there flexing his muscles every time he walks to a different weight machine. What an Alpha Scum."
by Tw1nm3t3or April 3, 2017
Get the Alpha Scummug. Steve: How did you know which one is the alpha neck?
Randy: He's the one that is the loudest, pushiest and has his chest puffed out the farthest, it applies to the womenfolk as well.
Randy: He's the one that is the loudest, pushiest and has his chest puffed out the farthest, it applies to the womenfolk as well.
by Jinde Kush October 20, 2014
Get the alpha neckmug. by ThatOnePerson12333 October 8, 2017
Get the Club Alphamug. by I made your mom gay December 27, 2021
Get the Alpha malemug. Is the term coined for the types of Lesbians that dress, talk and more importantly act in an Alpha Male'istic way within their peer group.
They are generally the leader of the lesbotrons and make their presence known and felt when in the group, by addressing their peers in a condescending/patronizing way using deep vocal tones and displaying aggressive body language, dressing in butch male attire eg; Flannel shirts, dickies shorts, huge watches, Vans slips on or Nike AF1's, and more often than not have bad tattoos, thusly imitating the bully/badass dude.
Even though these Alpha Fauxmales would probably masculinise most effeminate men and in turn scare the shit out of them these fauxmales are still a worthy observation in hipster packs of lesbians.
They are generally the leader of the lesbotrons and make their presence known and felt when in the group, by addressing their peers in a condescending/patronizing way using deep vocal tones and displaying aggressive body language, dressing in butch male attire eg; Flannel shirts, dickies shorts, huge watches, Vans slips on or Nike AF1's, and more often than not have bad tattoos, thusly imitating the bully/badass dude.
Even though these Alpha Fauxmales would probably masculinise most effeminate men and in turn scare the shit out of them these fauxmales are still a worthy observation in hipster packs of lesbians.
"Oh wow, check out how that Alpha Fauxmale commands her lesbotron friends, it's almost like they are scared of her."
"I'm pretty gay myself, but I do believe that alpha fauxmale just man trumped me."
"Wow, that alpha fauxmale puts your mate stephanés' penis to shame!"
"I'm pretty gay myself, but I do believe that alpha fauxmale just man trumped me."
"Wow, that alpha fauxmale puts your mate stephanés' penis to shame!"
by loltatz May 4, 2010
Get the Alpha Fauxmalemug. An alpha male writes definitions of "beta male" on urban dictionary. They always feel the need to talk about how alpha they are. They guzzle cum to get extra testosterone. Closet homosexuals. We all accept you for yourself, "alpha male". No need to hide anymore. You can come out of the closet.
by hobojunkie May 14, 2021
Get the Alpha malemug.