Kid 1: Have you watched a skibbidi toilet?
Kid 2: Yeet Yeet Yeet Dab Dab Dab
Kid 3: Did you know that we are a gen alpha
Kid 4: Lol if you love like
Kid 2: Yeet Yeet Yeet Dab Dab Dab
Kid 3: Did you know that we are a gen alpha
Kid 4: Lol if you love like
by Puesodeo October 07, 2023
Gen Alpha, the Generation that’s fully born in the 21st century. Years are from 2013-2028. As of November 1st, 2023. We still have 5 years left to deal with Gen Alpha. After that we have Gen Beta, (2029-2044) Gen Alpha is the generation after Gen Z (1997-2012) + The children of mostly Gen Y/Millenials (1981-1996) And is full of children who never experienced the 7th generation of consoles, the 2008 recession, Obama’s Re-Election 2012, VHS, DVDS, Life before the rise of AI, Pre-Covid, etc. I really hope that Generation will improve once they hit their adulthood. They still have a long way to go since their eldest member is in the last year of elementary. Gen Alpha is commonly referred to as the “iPad Kids” due to their extreme use of screen time and weird habits while on the screen.
Gen Alpha Toddler: “SKIBIDI DOG DOG DOG YES YES SHEBIDY BOP BOP YES YES” *farts and drops her tablet* “I FARTED!” *starts laughing hysterically*
It’s Mom: AWWW WHO’S MY LITTLE JOKESTER?
Me: I have low hopes for this new generation.
It’s Mom: AWWW WHO’S MY LITTLE JOKESTER?
Me: I have low hopes for this new generation.
by Randomurbanidiot November 01, 2023
by Gsack informer April 09, 2017
When a male has a wank staring at himself in the mirror, usually accompanied with positive remarks "you're a fuckin good looking bastard"
One would engage in such activities to build confidence within themselves as an alpha and also in the bedroom.
One would engage in such activities to build confidence within themselves as an alpha and also in the bedroom.
by M3n1s January 12, 2022
Is the term coined for the types of Lesbians that dress, talk and more importantly act in an Alpha Male'istic way within their peer group.
They are generally the leader of the lesbotrons and make their presence known and felt when in the group, by addressing their peers in a condescending/patronizing way using deep vocal tones and displaying aggressive body language, dressing in butch male attire eg; Flannel shirts, dickies shorts, huge watches, Vans slips on or Nike AF1's, and more often than not have bad tattoos, thusly imitating the bully/badass dude.
Even though these Alpha Fauxmales would probably masculinise most effeminate men and in turn scare the shit out of them these fauxmales are still a worthy observation in hipster packs of lesbians.
They are generally the leader of the lesbotrons and make their presence known and felt when in the group, by addressing their peers in a condescending/patronizing way using deep vocal tones and displaying aggressive body language, dressing in butch male attire eg; Flannel shirts, dickies shorts, huge watches, Vans slips on or Nike AF1's, and more often than not have bad tattoos, thusly imitating the bully/badass dude.
Even though these Alpha Fauxmales would probably masculinise most effeminate men and in turn scare the shit out of them these fauxmales are still a worthy observation in hipster packs of lesbians.
"Oh wow, check out how that Alpha Fauxmale commands her lesbotron friends, it's almost like they are scared of her."
"I'm pretty gay myself, but I do believe that alpha fauxmale just man trumped me."
"Wow, that alpha fauxmale puts your mate stephanés' penis to shame!"
"I'm pretty gay myself, but I do believe that alpha fauxmale just man trumped me."
"Wow, that alpha fauxmale puts your mate stephanés' penis to shame!"
by loltatz May 05, 2010
by Wasp humper September 29, 2018
an alternative school in Rockdale County, Georgia for kids who have been expelled or who are not allowed in public schools. If you attend this school you are now forever in "alpha squad". This school is known for it's many cameras in all the class rooms and having to be patted down everyday before class. Mostly known as just "Alpha".
by turban2cold May 01, 2011