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Alan Bread

An anagram used in polite society to describe one's anal beard.
"Mate - a rusty trombin' is one thing, but she was chewing on me alan bread."
by Rooster Vagina August 25, 2008
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Pulling an Alan

When your girl/wife dumps you and take it up the ass. You start making fake accounts and call the girl out and ruin her reputation. She’s over him but he’s not over her.
Guy 1- did you see how badly Geni’s reputation went?

Guy 2- yeah Abe was pulling an alan
by Missmewiththatbs2 January 13, 2021
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Alan Wild

Man of
Man eats beans so
That’s a man of destruction called Alan wild
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Pulling an Alan

Asking someone to play a game with you then rage quitting a few minutes later
I can't believe he left the game he just asked us to play!(pulling an alan)
by Ilikeppinmybunghole July 15, 2019
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Alan Gabriel

People with this name tend to be the type of person to be so self conscious that he goes by Gabe instead of his real name. He is religious yet constantly says gay things and might encourage sex with animals. The kind of dude to claim he will fight you but then end up being the biggest pussy in reality. Probably so out of shape that he plays a racket sport for his representing school but sucks at it anyways. Claims to have fighting experience and love the fighter Conner. He thinks he is good with girls because he will be the first one of your group to have a girlfriend. However, this is only because he is so desperate that he goes after the low hanging fruit. The type of senior to date a freshman or even middle schooler. Low key pedo vibes. The type of guy to be a virgin his whole life. The “nice guy”
Dude have you heard Alan Gabriel is daring a middle schooler!

Alan Gabriel seems like he wants to come out of the closet.
by Trust me, I looked it up April 8, 2019
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Alan's mom

A sexy person that makes you cream in your pants. She is the sexiest mom in the world.
I fucked Alan's mom last night

Must have been creamy!
by Mr. cream de la cream February 4, 2022
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Polish Alan

Alan is a hairy little fellow who has zero friends, and has a bald dad. Alan is also another word for failure.
God i wouldn’t like to do a Polish Alan.
by MiniMexicanM4n April 20, 2023
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