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fortnite aids

a word of true power,

meet someone that plays fortnite and they have fortnite aids
sam: i play fortnite
jim: fuc u lad, you got fortnite aids
by you got fortnite aids mate January 29, 2020
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penis aids

by Potlicker April 20, 2018
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AIDs tree

A phrase coined by Louis CK describing a hypothetical tree that is infected with AIDs

Used to direct anger at douchebags, preferably thong-wearing dudes in Kenny G hair rollerblading
"OH you motherfucker, now I have to know you exist you piece of shit? Go skate into an AIDs tree, you motherfucker." - Louis CK
by Death to Hipsters August 11, 2009
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liquid AIDS

The future highly contagious form of the AIDS virus. Just touching, breathing the same air, or just the thought of this person will bring about bouts of nausea, gagging, and the overwhelming need to get away fast.

Characteristics of such people: Extremely skinny, warm moist hands, missing teeth, excessive drinking and smoking, unemployed, and romantically challenged. Basically like a crackhead. Most all crackheads have some form of liquid AIDS.
Person 1: "OMG! There's a crackhead outside the window!"
Person 2: "Really??" *Looks outside*
Person 2: "Oh no, that's just my friend, Chetus. He has liquid AIDS."
Person 1: "Damn! That's F%^&ed up!"
by CureForLiquidAIDSAmerica March 25, 2011
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AIDS Fella

Some man who has AIDS
Aids Victim: I got a confession to make

Normal Bloke: What's that?

Aids Victim: I an AIDS fella

Normal Bloke: Are you positive?

Aids Victim: HIV positive
by manoguv December 28, 2007
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Hearing Aid

Derogatory term for a Bluetooth earpiece worn by anyone over 40 years old in the sad belief that it makes them look cool. Seen from the opposite side, it makes them look like an old person suffering from semile dementia and talking to themselves.
Middle-aged woman apparently talking to herself in park.
Guy: "What's up with grandma over there?"
Girl: "She's on her hearing aid again to her daughter."
by Uncle Des August 21, 2009
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Fool-Aid

when one subscribes to an idiotic set of ideas, and others follow along, agreeing with said stupid ideas, they are drinking the fool-aid
Steve -Did you see Beyonce wearing that devil ring? She is the bride of satan!

Jen (likes status) omg yes!

Mary - looks like Jen is drinking the fool-aid
by deb8735 February 4, 2013
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