Beta Male (Alternate definition)

A person who tells Dad jokes and thinks they are still an Alpha male.

John said "I am from Oregon and blood courses through my oregons" John is now a Beta Male (Alternate definition)

by Geldsheisser October 23, 2020

You fool, I have 70 alternative accounts

When you're so lonely that you make friends to troll with you.

Shadow: Go ahead, I have 50 alternate accounts
Also Shadow: My fingers right on top of the delete button Eggman
Shadow: What are you going to do to stop me with your long toothpick legs.
Eggman: Hehehehehe haha
Eggman: You fool, I have 70 alternative accounts

by anonymous December 12, 2022

Alternative Energy Incentives

Lifting the tariff on Brazilian sugarcane ethanol.

An example of Alternative Energy Incentives is lifting the tariff on Brazilian sugarcane-based ethanol.

by The Framers August 25, 2008

queen of alternative

Lana Del Rey is considered the queen of alternative, not Billie Eilish, not Melanie Martinez, not Halsey.
Lana Del Rey is and will allways be the queen of alternative.

"Isn't Billie Eilish the queen of alternative?"
"No, Lana Del Rey is, even Billie said Lana created her."

by onlyfactsssss September 13, 2020

Alternative Truth

When one lies with another lie

Donald Trump didn't lie, he told an alternative truth.

by Little One 911 January 26, 2017

Alternate Diego Brando

Someone who won steel ball run by using ZA WARUDO and used to be a Dinosaur

Alternate Diego Brando: ZA WARUDO! Stop time!

Johnny Joestar: did dio brando revive or what

by Jojofan29200 January 14, 2021

new alternative

Todays new music, that all has the same beat.
Boys like girls, Death cab for cutie, the sick puppies, the used, jacks mannequin, the starting line, simple plan.

all gay.
you get it.

OMG, i like love new alternative, so much better then rock...

by loveee January 24, 2008