ABLOL

Anything But LOL. This is for people who are sick and tired of LOL and are willing to try anything.

Just use ABLOL in place of LOL. Inso doing one assumes the indignant aire of one who has moved on from the childish excesses of the mundane user with something better.

by M Talent May 22, 2009

absolutely not

Decisively declining

Absolutely not!!

by Hercolena Oliver January 12, 2009

Abola

A disease commonly affecting females with large, tight, juicy asses. Some symptoms of Abola include a below average or unattractive face, acne, unappealing features, and abnormally shaped or unappealing breasts.

Douglass spotted a women with a spectacular posterior. However, when he laid eyes upon her front side, he noticed that she acne scars and a large misshapen nose. He was going to approach her anyways, until he noticed her abnormally shaped breasts, which happened to be completely different sizes. Douglass sighed, why must so many women with amazing asses be infected with Abola?

by jecksta October 14, 2014

Absolutely Free

The phrase uttered by Dane Cook seperating it from it's close companion, free. Free- something that appears to be free (according to the English language) but has hidden fees. (shipping, tax, ect.) where as absolutely free is the closest thing resembling the English word free, while actually being 100 percent free of cost

1: dude I got scammed. I got a free garden thing at midnight but I still had to pay freakin 7.50$

2: Ya. FREE. If it's "free" it's not costless. "Absolutely free" is costless. U got jacked

by The one #3 October 26, 2009

Monster Energy Absolute Zero

A new flavor of Monster Energy which is gaining popularity since it has absolutely zero calories, carbs AND sugar.

I don't have to worry much about the side effects of Monster Energy Absolute Zero but I still need to watch my burps!

by NHRHS2010 March 16, 2011

absalicious

used to describe a cool person, who often passes the vibe check

"Did you hear about that guy Carter? He's totally absalicious..."

"Brooklyn is only an absalicious person at football or basketball games."

by avalovescoffee January 25, 2022

absofukinlutely

fukin absolutely basically meanin REALLLy absolutely

comes from Mr big on sex and the city in the last episode ever

Now used as common day language

Will you pin this on the wall for me?
Absofukinlutely

Will you be on the basketball team?
Absofukinlutely

Will you brush my teeth for me?
Absofukinlutely

by Nisha October 23, 2004