meat axe

A Bloody Idiot, or a fucking tool. eg a fucking dumb cunt

that cunt is a fucking meat axe..
used as
"he is a fucking meat axe rugby player"

by king tiger July 11, 2006

axe mark

The female reproductive system. Also know as a vagina.

"Dude I totally stuck my pork sword in Sarahs axe mark last night"

by Brenden H April 28, 2008

Axe Bomb

Take the top off. Then, put a thumb-tac into the "lever" (it looks white-ish with a hole).

Now, put the top on STRAIGHTLY! It will not work if it does not go on perfectly straight.

Now, Enjoy! I like tossing it into peoples houses/porches

I just Axe Bomb'd Mrs. Grandfeild's house!!

by Rickizzle August 24, 2007

methodist axe

A specific type of axe, These have two cutting faces, hence the axe being called two faced. Used by lumberjacks in competions.

joe pass me that methodist axe, this spruce block is nottier than my girlfriend.

by Drillboss June 19, 2019

Picking the axe

playing (shredding) the guitar, usually an electric guitar

guy #1:What'd you do last night?
guy #2: Oh dude, i was picking the axe last night, and the neighbors thought i was being too loud, so they called the cops on me.

by johnny longsword November 10, 2010

axe wrist

When you're too fat and out of shape to even play a game of axes, that afterwards renders your wrist sore and useless.

Damn, that crazy best of three last night gave me the axe wrist.

by Pible November 14, 2019

axe wound

an extremely gaping vagina that has both fresh and dried menstrual blood on and around it

both the offensive smell and the disturbing sight of Angela's axe wound made me want to commit a murder-suicide

by Neverland Ranch Survivor January 13, 2020