apartment

A place where mostly poor people live, stacked on top of each others. Usually, dwellers don't know much about a quality of life. These apartments generally consist of one or two bedrooms, a kitchen, a living room and a bathroom. It is extremely common to hear your neighbors conversations, their TV, music and dishes and to smell their cigarettes. When you spent most of your life in a house and you move into an apartment for an extended period of time, your health and mind might be subject to deterioration.

you: (working on your car in the parking lot of the apartment)
neighbor: Hey hi neighbor what are you doing?
you: don't talk to me you fucking welfare piece of shit!

by ih8neighbors October 20, 2010

Israeli apartheid

The Israeli form of racial segregation and legalized inequality. Reminiscent of South African apartheid and considered a crime against humanity.

A: Hanin, why do you have to wait three hours every day to go to the university that's a mile away from home?
B: (lol, gestures vaguely at the apartheid wall, the apartheid checkpoint, and the Israeli soldiers holding her Palestinian ID card) Ever heard of Israeli apartheid...?

by Adi Callai November 11, 2019

Aspartame Daddy

A sugar daddy that happens to also be a type-1 diabetic.

I can't be yo sugar daddy because high blood sugar sucks! I'm yo Aspartame Daddy.

by MathBoy86 March 30, 2023

aspartame

Aspartame is a chemical consisting of aspartic acid, phenylalanine and methyl alcohol. It is an artifical sweetener to which a few people are sensitive but never to the extent of peanuts or wheat. It will decompose to form aspartic acid and phenylalanine which are amino acids that are essential to your health. It also forms methyl alcohol but you get more methanol eating an orange than drinking a can of soda containing aspartame. It has never been shown to be dangerous to people. Some people try to say that pilots have been told to never ingest aspartame or they will be fired. That is simply a lie. I know a tremendous amount about aspartame because I spent 4 years studying it's kinetic decomposition. I doubt the other people reporting about aspartme here really know what they are taliking about.

The government has shown that drink soft drinks containing aspartame is not dangerous unless it is consumed in very large quantities.

by hankg35 October 8, 2009

Apparent

collective noun: The modern single parent family unit

child 1: Do you live with your mum and dad?
child 2: No I live with Apparent.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

American Apparel

Clothes that you could make for the same quality for about two dollars, only not many people have the will.

But then, it wouldn't be ethical, would it?

American Apparel is now mainstream, and believe you me, you were never the 'one who totally started this whole fad'. Middle school kids now wear it to think they're the shit. Don't be fooled, they're not in it for the fact it's ethically made in the Us where people are being paid fair wages, decent hours or health benefits. They just like 'cause it looks pretty.

Example 1:

Girl: Fuck, this is two pieces of fabric surged together with a hole in the top, for thirty-three-fucking-dollars

Guy: At least it wasn't made my bleeding children's hands?


Example 2:

11 year old: Isn't my new American Apparel hoodie deck? LOL, I totally picked that up from some weird guy off the street!

12 year old girl: Are you sure he wasn't like... homeless or something. My daddy told me not to leave the house without pepper spray and my chastity belt...

by Puppiesaretheshit April 20, 2009

apparently

a parent that uses Grammarly

That person is an apparently.

by BluestarPro January 3, 2020