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Alpacorn

A alpaca with a horn from a horn from a unicorn.

Some non gender specific being named EllaQuince think that alacorns (a unicorn and Pegasus hybrid) is the most bad ass creatures to exist in the realm of mythological horses but that non gender specific being clearly has not herd of alpacorns.
The alpacorn has to much power, stay at least 1000 km away or you will melt from the radiation.
by Alpacka lover October 12, 2020
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ALPHYSIS

The God of Bootleg, also the most unloved person in the universe
have you guys heard of ALPHYSIS? he is a disappointment to his family
by ALPHYSIS October 16, 2021
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Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher

An Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher is someone who gives really shitty advice pretending to be jacked and the smartest human on Earth.
Most of these people run an Instagram or Twitter account giving 'very' useful advice and commonly being named things such as 'Billionaire Mindset' or 'Alpha Male Daily'.
Also they normally have really bad maths/English skills.
Example 1:
Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!"
Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "75% of men run after their girlfriends, the other 25% become millionaires"
Example 2:
Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!"
Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "80% of men don't know basic math, the other 34% get women"
by TheGamingPop July 12, 2022
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False Alpha Dog

A technique where the man fakes orgasm during intercourse.
She was getting really into it, but I was pretty tired, so I pulled a False Alpha Dog and then went to sleep.

It was April Fools' Day yesterday, so I false alpha dogged my wife a couple of times.
by thugboatz February 5, 2010
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Licking the Alphabet

The best advice for the just-married, otherwise clueless-in the-bedroom, groom (or equally inexperienced LGBTQ married couple with at least one 'female' participant).
Hey, don't forget. No matter what, while yer down there Licking the Alphabet...don't forget to write a letter to Santa.
by YAWA July 22, 2020
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Gen Alpha

The name that is currently given to the Generation born after Generation Z (Roughly born from 1997-2012). Some other names this generation is colloquially referred to as are "Gen Autonomous, the AI Gen, and Gen A" .

The starting year (2013) is used for the sole fact that it is the year the Tesla Model S was commercially available to consumers and was also the first electric car to top the monthly new-car-sales ranking in any country. Twice in Norway in 2013 and once in Denmark in December 2015. 2013 was also the first year that smartphone sales overtook the sale of dumb/feature/basic cell phones meaning that Gen Alpha will not know a world without always being connected online everywhere. COVID is another event that most Gen Alpha's will not be cognizant for or vaguely remember because of their young age at the time.

Most Gen Alpha's will be the children of Millennials (1981-1996). However, as of 2021 there is actually an on-going trend of Millennials having less children than any other generation. With a record low globally of only 58.3 out of 1000 women giving birth. Of course there are some ideas of this happening such as such as the 2020 Global Pandemic ( COVID ), and also the inequality gap between different age groups also and the general economy of the world currently. Because of this it is predicted that Gen Alpha may share a trend of being part of a baby bust just like Gen X (1965-1980) were a part of.
Gen Alpha are the first generation to be fully born into a world with AI and Autonomous technology. Often critiqued by Gen Z's for being "sticky iPad kids" and "tablet/iPad babies", most are unaware that the majority of Gen Alpha's aren't even born yet.

They are predicted to be the smartest most cautiously aware generation, "future concerned" generation as well. Alpha's parents were told "they can be anything they want" as they grew up. Gen Alpha will most likely be told the complete opposite due to jobs becoming outdated/unneeded as AI technology progresses. It's also possible that Gen Alpha will have their entire lives completely saved on social media/technology as physical media is pretty much nonexistent at this point.

- Precise date range of Gen Alpha: 2013-2028
- Coming of Age (turning 18 Years old): 2031-2046

Example of the term "Gen Alpha" used in a sentence:

Person 1: "Ugh, I can't stand these little Gen Z brats! I hate how they are in Elementary School and they are ALREADY being annoying on games I play!"
Person 2: "You're actually thinking about Gen Alpha! Most Gen Z'ers are in high school or college now!"
Person 1: "Wait... Generation Alpha? That's a thing...?"
by DrL337 July 2, 2021
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alpaca

1. Something that is better than a Llama
2. Something that is better than you
by Alpaca Lenny April 9, 2003
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