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Mexican Fire Alarm

To eat really gross mexican food (cheap tacos) and poop it out all over the hallway of a hotel or apartment and pull the fire alarm and watch everyone run through it.
"Oh dude that mexican fire alarm had me cleaning my feet for hours last night"
by gaddo847 March 26, 2009
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smoke alarm

1. euphemism for a small busybody, frequently mounted on the ceiling, that tattles every time anyone cooks anything or takes a shower.

2. Good excuse to have a migraine.

3. Might even alert peeps to smoke too, if it didn't run its batteries down doing false alarms.

4. Never taken seriously due to false alarms. See also, cry wolf.
The landlord had to put in smoke alarms to satisfy fire code and insurance. The rents had to take the batteries out of the little ijits to preserve our sanity.

The whole complex burned down because a neighbor left the batteries in his smoke alarm, so when another neighbor's smoke alarm went off, he thought it was a false alarm.
by downstrike April 26, 2006
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Fire Alarm

When people are evacuated from a building, usually during times of harsh, brutal weather, and are left standing in the blistering cold for a long period of time for no reason.
The fire alarm went off and we had to stand outside in the blizzard for three hours when there was never a fire to begin with
by Niko 22 December 18, 2011
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alcohol alarm clock

When your body wakes you up early as shit the night after heavy drinking and won't let you go back to sleep.

The only viable option at this point is to get dressed, face the day, and regret what you did last night.
You: Man, my alcohol alarm clock woke me up at 5 AM this morning.

Your not hungover friend: How many drinks did you have last night?

You: Dude, I don't even remember.
by not-another-bug-hunt March 20, 2016
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retard alarm

is when a person doesn't think straight
Can i eat a plastic? no you retard alarm
by retard alarm March 28, 2016
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Pakistan Alarm Clock

A Bomb Hidden In a Clock mainly done by the PLR.
I have a new Pakistan Alarm Clock!
No Don't make it go-!
by Albama man April 12, 2020
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Proximity alarm

A girl who has been tortured for 2+ years blindfolded who screams whenever she hears the door open.
Watch out dale my proximity alarm might go off if you open my basement door!
by Yæt January 1, 2021
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