afgani

Totally conservative.

I dont know why she thinks i'm a hoe. I dress totally afgani and everything.

by shelly February 10, 2003

Afgani Rag Bomb

When one takes a shit in a rag or towel and throws it at another person.

Nick: Dude I punched Maher in the mouth and he Afgani Rag bombed me.

A.J.: No wonder it smells like shit.

by Dr. McNinja August 17, 2008

Afghanistan

Afghanistan is a landlocked country located in Central Asia.
Because of the Afghan's inability to curb their lust for sex with underage boys
and their need to beat their women mercilessly without consequence,
they are known as the dirty balloon knot tied by the sad clown of despair of Central Asia.

So Roy, you just got back from Afghanistan.......
What did you think of the place?

Kabul looked like a dirty balloon knot tied by the sad clown of despair.

by Assghanistan February 23, 2014

Afghani Goggles

Similar and often confused with tea bagging. This does not involve putting one's ball in the mouth, but mearly draping the scrotum over the bridge of one's nose. A highly entertaining stunt.

Dude, last night, when Nick was totally fucked up, I gave him Afghani Goggles and so many fucking pictures were taken.

by Hammy November 24, 2003

Afghan Necklace

When I guy is about to orgasm, he throws a handfull of sand on the girls chest and cums on and around her neck. This is a alteration of the famous "Pearl Necklace".

I was in Afghanistan fucking this bitch on a sand dune and totally gave her a Afghan Necklace!

by shobbie_dobins February 8, 2010

afghan dan

a lame ass guy who is obsessed with lifting weights, otherwise known as getting HUGE.

Did you see afghan dan in the gym yesterday, his arms were freakin HUGE! I swear, he thinks he is the hulk, no lie.

by $yphili$ October 26, 2009

fuckin trampy afgans

hang around the tube stations and beg for money for 'their babys nappys'. how perfetic.

it happened to me last year.

by ???????? December 2, 2003