Have a 9-1-1-derful day

A pleasant way for a cop to end a police interaction.

"Ma'am, you're free to go. Have a 9-1-1-derful day!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

Fa-der-o-lo-gist

A person who cuts, shaves, and trims hair, and beards. An expert in grooming

Shape Ups, Tapers

by Joel December 14, 2003

ich wir commen on der facen

i ll come on your face

Shut Up! Ich wir commen on der facen yaaaaaaaaa

by TeoMat May 9, 2005

Dirty Sanchez (Der-ti San- chez)

Reaming a chick from behind (doggy-style) and then rimming her asshole with your finger with which you run it (fecal matter and all) under her nose as to make a moustache with.

My bitch was pissed when I gave her a dirty sanchez last night.

by D Sanchez April 30, 2003

Wut Dey Do Out Der

Spectacular from Pretty Ricky's saying. In his grind-off challenge videos, he asks "Wut Dey Do Out Der?"

It means "What's Going On?"

Lil Wayne: Ay Wut Dey Do Out Der?
Birdman: We be grindin hard out here, youngin.

by thecpthree February 14, 2012

coulombic intermolecular ionic van der waals force

i really have no fucking idea.

Dude 1: "Dude, i'm writing my science exam tomorrow! What's a coulombic intermolecular ionic van der waals force?
Dude 2: Honestly Dude? no fucking idea...

by southafricansomeone May 18, 2010

Armand Van Der Merew

Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.

Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.

by Jason with a C July 25, 2023