Tim

A man who doesn't buy groceries

Oh dang we don't have any groceries cause we are in Tim's house. HELP.......PLS

by msknowles October 06, 2015

Tim

tim" is another word for being accidently rimmed and on the street as slang is called "getting a timmy

"oh abi you didnt!..." girl1
"oh yehhhs ;)" girl2
" you gave him a tim didnt you?!?!" girl1
"Ohhhhh yeahhh ;O" girl2

by kokibubblesasha August 25, 2010

Tim Riggins

Badass Texan running back from the NBC TV show Friday Night Lights who young males everywhere attempt and fail to emulate. Stud. Scored gobs of touchdowns and slept with scores of women.

Milo tried to score on and off the gridiron, but he's no Tim Riggins.

by Kingschwab4215 February 01, 2015

tim

tim; A poor miss-guided individual that walks in circles most of the day talking to himself and wondering were it all went wrong.

As I sit in my cubicle at work; I see many other tim's go up to the copy machine and stare at if for 20 minutes or so, just to return to their cubicle and stare at the stack of files on their desks

by snapback63 February 05, 2010

tim landis

A 40+ year old who's trying to stay young by listening to modern day music, dressing like a teen age douche bag , an spending money on luxury items an a piss load of human growth hormones !!!!!

Wow Alex nice shirt an what up with your hair slicked back ! Ya fuckin Tim landis !!

by bigzidis November 08, 2013

Tim Kaine

Someone who smiles like the grinch, claps like a gorilla, and plays one 'mean' harmonica

"While Bethany was sitting around the campfire with her friends, she thanked her lucky stars that no one brought a Tim Kaine with them on their camping trip."

by DMGUSA June 25, 2018

tim damage

noun: Taking as much unnecessary fall damage as possible in the shortest space of time.

I just took Tim Damage!

by Auclyn June 24, 2018