99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.

"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019

99

the number comes before 100

1,2,3.....96,97,98,99...
where is my faking 99 number?????

by TheCartoonBoy94 January 15, 2019

99

1) A true hero of the clone war and savior of Tapoka city
2) The amount of balloons it would take to start a nuclear war

1) 99 died defending Tapoka city only for it to be destroyed by his own brothers
2) This is what we've waited for!

This is it, boys, this is war

The president is on the line

As 99 red balloons go by

by udontknowmeidontknowu August 24, 2021

99

Literally the worst age to die at, ever.

You were THAT close to 100.

"My great aunt died yesterday"

"Aw, that sucks. How old was she?"

"99"

"Damn! That's even worse! You mean she couldn't stick around just a little bit longer to get to 100?"

"Ahem."

"...Sorry."

by Someone who kinda exists August 11, 2021

99

Sex in a strip club whilst wearing maid costumes.

"wanna join in on our 99 later, UwU?"

by GrimReaperRD January 24, 2021

99

99 is when someone fucks you from behind the circles in the 9 being the heads and the line under being the body so kinda like 69

…: „you wanna 99?“
…: „sure let’s do it!!“

by Fayersil March 6, 2023

99

a mysterious number in baldi's basics. the most number to be this easily found is in blue doors of the game itself that say 99 as it labeled. you can find this number elsewhere like. collecting extra 2 notebooks in birthday bash (glitched school) 9/9 notebooks. (no number to be found in this screen but) getting the 99 jumpscare (rare game over screen) etc.

blue doors: 99
player: HMMMM

by caughtin8k December 12, 2022