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Tug rash

Blisteringly painful friction burns on the Herman Gelmet from excessive masturbation including varying degrees of second hand man utilisation, normally arising from an all day fappathon.
Jimminy Christmas, Batman!

Even the aloe vera cream is useless against my tug rash!
by NeONscENe September 5, 2018
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poop rash

Term for that little bit of poop stuck at the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush down a big one. Usually looks like a streak or a little blemish at the bottom. If you leave one on a friend's toilet you either leave and hope no one notices or feel really guilty about it and try to brush it up.
"Daddy, I pooped at Jodie's house and left a poop rash on the toilet"
by cyberpunk42 May 29, 2018
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Briggsy Rash

When one cannot maintain an erection and proceeds to use his tongue to get the job done, licking the oposite sex in the rectum. A Briggsy Rash usually develops the morning after said sexual encounters.
"I was with this bird last night and couldn't get a hard on. Had to lick her out instead and ended up rimming her. Got a right Briggsy Rash this morning."
by DaveDaveTwoPump September 28, 2022
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Wank Rash

Red patches that appear on ones chest after a vigorous wank. Occurs to excessive wankers.
Jack: “Lads, I was beating my meat last night, looked down, should’ve seen THE STATE of my wank rash!”
Ben: “I get that all the time, I love tugging myself!”
by skinnotheskank May 20, 2022
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Wiper Rash

1. A chafed butthole from wiping with inferior toilet paper. 2. Wiping several times in one day and not taking a shower for a couple of days.
That shitty gas station toilet paper gave me wiper rash!
by Mikethego2guy September 12, 2023
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Rim rash

The resultant effect of cups stacked within each other causing friction abrasion
Your glass isn't dirty, it's just got some rim rash
by Sirslacker July 20, 2022
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Road rash

Chafing, redness, bumps or rash on a woman between the thigh and labia
"Man, the road rash on my rumble strip is killing me!"
by Rumble bitch August 3, 2012
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