Zoombie

Zoomers walking out into traffic staring at their phones thinking they're saving the world by protesting with their fingertips.

That zoombie only eats organic non gmo soy gluten and nut free raw vegan food but can't even get off the couch to water the tomato plants wilting on the front porch! Useless!

by OMGmyPANTS February 16, 2020

zoombie

zoom + zombi. One who continuously zooms, compensating for physical distance with a different kind of socialization. The obsession with zoom, which turns into zoombification. Author: Mike Epstein (Emory)

Stay away from this zoombie, don't give him your link!
- Yes, I'm also afraid of the zoombified.

by Mike April 20, 2020

zoombie

People being inside homes and on zoom calls that steal their life forces from them!

COVID-19 has turned us into a society of zoombies!!

by thinkingtoad May 14, 2020

Zoombie

The lifeless state one enters after being in meaningless corporate Zoom meetings all day while working from home.

My poor wife, she saw me emerge from my basement office at 6pm a lifeless Zoombie.

by drunk dude 69 May 14, 2020

Zoombie

Anyone one whose brain has been turned to mush from too many online meetings during the lockdown for COVID-19

He was totally Zoombified after six straight hours of online meetings - he had become Zoombie

by Windfarmer May 16, 2020

Zoombie

Someone who has spent too long in Zoom calls

We did a Zoom meet up, then a Zoom dinner, then a Zoom Booze up, then Zoom dance off... now we’ve turned into Zoombies. 🧟 ♂️

by Arcwords June 10, 2020

Zoombie

The state one enters approximately 3-5 hours into a video conference meeting that you are actually trying to pay attention to and participate in.

By the end of the full day Zoom meeting every single staff person had become a Zoombie!

by SirWordyII October 27, 2020