zoolander

an awesome movie starring Ben Stiller.

"Old member's only warehouse. You should remember it; you're a dinosaur."

by Justine May 13, 2005

zoolix

A bear-like creature that squeaks like a gerbil and sports knotted, untamed hair. This sort of being is by no means uncouth, but rather a unique creature that is to be appreciated. And petted.

That girl with the squeaky voice and wild hair is such a zoolix.

by Patrizzzzz January 5, 2008

Zoolancer

A Zoolancer is a common Freelance Graphics Designer, either motion, 3D, web or print. Each Zoolancer has to deal with the weirdness that surrounds him at work every day in Zooworld. Being it producers, creative directors or project managers or the insanity that every client brings on a daily basis.

A typical day in the life of a Zoolancer is something like this

Your boss tells you:

to use 1000's of lens flares

to use comic sans

you can do this in 2.5d and it will look 3d

you should do it with a shape layer

this comp needs more pre-comps

to use 2 keyframes for 5 seconds of rotoscoping

to use a program you don't know so you will be faster

tbc

by Zoolancer April 11, 2010

Zoolanda

Zoolanda is an abbreviation. It was created out of a monkey because monkeys originate from the jungle however unfortunantly they have been captured in the zoo therefore this corresponds to the zoo in Zoolanda.

There are a lot of Zoolandas at the zoo.

by Meglanada August 12, 2021

Zoolander

The most ridiculously funny movie ever made. You know its stupid when people start dying in a freak gasoline fight accident on a trip to get orange mocha frappaccinos, but stupid in the best possible way imaginable.

I think I got the black lung pop!

Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre, theyre all the same face. Doesnt anyone else notice this, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here! I INVENTED THE PIANO KEY NECKTIE! I INVENTED IT! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE DEREK?

by transatlanticism October 10, 2004

call of zooty

The feeling that rushes through your body when ones desires a "zoot" or "spliff"

Jamal: "im feeling a bit of call of zooty"
Kingston: "yeh me to i aint had a spliff in hours"

by chicago joint October 1, 2008

Zooey Deschanel

Full name: Zooey Claire Deschanel.

An amazingly talented actress who enjoys, and is very good at, singing jazz as well as playing the ukelele and piano. Very stunning and definitely unique, stars in films such as Failure to Launch and Elf. Zooey is funny, quirky and smart. As a youngster she used to travel the world with her father, who is also involved in the film industry.

"Have you seen Failure To Launch?"
"Yeah! How funny is Zooey Deschanel?"

by Summer-Jayde January 15, 2008