zonked

drunk, stoned, high, tripping, spacing,

When u have used multiple drugs literally or not, when u definitly dont have ur 2 feet on the ground

Im zonked for life

damn that guy is zonked

by Dizzy May 2, 2003

Zonked

somebody that is in a stupor from either drugs or alcohol but they try to go to work/ school and act normal. its really funny to watch them pretending to be sober....

WHOA!! Look at joe... hes totally zonked....

by Guys With Eyeliner Are HAWT!!! May 12, 2006

zonked

When Your high, drunk..fuckin splattered word is similar to crunked

Fuck after i was balzin it up and drinkin that 40" i was completly ZONKED!!

by The Reefer Man April 19, 2005

zonked

to intoxicate or render senseless with drugs or alcohol

man am i zonked, dude he is so zonked, lets go get zonked

by Joey Tretick December 22, 2003

zonked

Realization of past, outlandish actions and deeds to others without remorse that cause grief and despair, leading to depression, lackadaisical wonderment, career limitations, loss of respect and guilt.

Byline in some newspaper:"Phillip Smith, one time magnanimous and egotistic General Manager of Company X, was seen in a zonked stupor, out on his lawn, late at night, with little clothing, openly drooling and rambling gibberish fueled statements that include "I am still the boss" and "my calves are big, why arent I"? His wife was seen pleading with neighbors to call the local authorities.

by shfpdx October 20, 2012

Zonked

Hammered beyond insanity. Smashed to the point of death.

B1: That dude just passed out on my couch!
B2: He's so zonked!

by Blue-J May 24, 2006

zonked

After I got home from the strip club, I was completely zonked.

by Anonymous April 27, 2003