My girlfriend tried to prank me by scaring me, but I knew that she was going to so I crept up on her and scared her instead. She got poned in the zoink.
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Get the zoinked mug.Nicki Minaj's alter-ego, Roman Zolnaski, best know for rapping in "Bottoms Up" and "Roman's Revenge". Has orange hair and wears a black bodysuit.
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Person 1: she seems nice
Person 2: because she is a Zoia and everyone knows that zoia's love others so much
Person 2: because she is a Zoia and everyone knows that zoia's love others so much
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