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zerbit

n. The act of allowing one's lips and cheeks to vibrate while pressed firmly against a bare abdomen and exhaling forcefully. It usually elicits many giggles and protests from the victim to stop. syn. belly bubbles
AACK!!! It tickles too much when you give me a zerbit!
by Maisannes December 6, 2004
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Zjierbness

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected
* Brian bites into a squishy pickle *
"Zjierb"
* feels zjierbness *
by Cattolegato February 16, 2021
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Dirty Zerbert

As she performs felatio from behind on the penis that is tucked back between the legs the man fires a cum warning in the form of fart on her forehead
Honey, would you rather go have sushi tonight or stay in for a Dirty Zerbert?
by Unemployed Nugget March 2, 2011
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zjierb

Zjierb describes the way you feel when you bite into a fresh pickle, but the pickle is softer than you thought it would be.
Woah, WOAH HO, that pickle was softer than I thought it would be. The zjierbness really got me there.
by TylerTheBerator February 15, 2021
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zerbert

The other definitions have the right meaning (a sloppy kiss where you blow, making a farting sound,) but this spelling and pronunciation have diverged from the original, and should be considered incorrect.

This word was first introduced on "The Cosby Show", (Season 2, Episode 11) and explicitly spelled out "ZRBTT". It was also clearly pronounced without the final "r" sound given here. It was spelled repeatedly by several characters. The subtitles as aired on the show spelled it "Zurbitt" when Bill Cosby was pronouncing it as if it were a real word. Part of the joke of this word is that it's a nonsense spelling without vowels.

In the episode, Vanessa was practicing for a spelling test, and Rudy kept interrupting, asking what a series of nonsense letters spelled. The following, including spelling, is taken from the subtitles as transmitted.
Rudy: Vanessa, what does "Q-N-G-H" spell?

Vanessa: Nothing. Give me another word.

Rudy: What does "Z-R-B-T-T" spell?

Vanessa: Nothing!

Rudy: How come when you spell it's a word and when I spell it it's nothing?

Vanessa: Dad, I'm studying very hard for the spelling test, and she keeps asking dumb questions.

Cliff: I don't think anybody asks dumb questions. What's your problem?

Rudy: What does "Z-R-B-T-T" spell?

Cliff: "Z-R-B-T-T" spell? Uh... That's zurbitt. Zurbitt... uh.. You know what I think a zurbitt is? I just remembered. A zurbitt is this:

(makes zrbtt on Rudy's cheek.)

(UrbanDictionary forces me to include the misspelling "zerbert" here.)
by Irwin M. Fletcher March 18, 2010
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zjierb

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it is squishier than you expect it to be.
"Hey do you want a Pickle?"
"Sure."
*Squish*
"Ew, how does it taste?"
"Zjierb."
"Ugh, I hate when that happens."
by CantAffordManga February 16, 2021
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Zjierbness

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected
I feel z j i e r b n e s s

(z j i e r b n e s s is an acceptable alternative spelling of Zjierbness)
by ExtraE113 February 15, 2021
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