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Mia zito

An emotional r*nga who never learns her lesson and is always grounded

Pls stop getting grounded

- jayda
"Where is mia zito"
"oh shes grounded"
by - jayda June 20, 2020
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zitcom

A TV Sitcom (Situational Comedy) focusing around the shenanigans of a teenage or pseudo-teenage group of individuals.
"My kid watches all those stupid zitcoms on WB network. I think she's frying her brain cells."
by Anthony Fransella October 31, 2006
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Zito

The best thing to happen to the universe since planets.
Zito is what it's all about.
by The rambunctious slippy tongue February 20, 2009
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zitowned

From Zito, Barry: To get shelled mercilessly; to lose without fail after convincing many that you were unbeatable.

Also, the act of convincing someone that you are worth a significant investment of time and/or money when you are not.
The Phillies' bullpen got zitowned last night - 6 runs in the 9th.

Did you see the contract the Falcons gave Harrington? They got zitowned.
by drewjk1979 April 30, 2008
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Barry Zito

The Sun god. He once beat up Apallo. Then he came down to earth to say "What's up?" to Billy Beane. Billy Beane then, out of fear and admiration, gave Barry Zito a contract to play on the Oakland A's.

Now, why Barry Zito came down to say Hi to Billy is uncertain. Maybe, Barry felt compassion for that unfortunate soul.

Anyway, contrary to previous beliefs, Billy does not run the team. He's merely Barry's puppet. See, Barry is too humble a man to claim control of an entire entity. Also, according to a wallpaper provided by the A's website, he throws a wicked curve. He also calls everyone dude.

This "curve" that is alluded to, was initially what Barry would use to fight while up in the place where the Sun god resides. When he came down to earth, he used it to fool his opposition. However, while in the Sun god's residence, he threw fireballs. Here on earth, he throws baseballs. He is so awesome though, that he adjusted to this change in the matter of mere seconds.

Also, Barry is so humble, his most valuable possesion, besides the world, is his guitar, which he uses to control the weather, and not his Cy Young Award, which he deserves each and every year, but defers it, because he believes in giving others a chance.

All in all, Barry is a great man, and we should all learn from his example.

Thank you, Barry, you are truly an inspiration to us all.
Barry Zito is the controller of the weather, and he commands, and demands, a sacrifice of three sheep, a cantaloupe, a guitar pick, and a large pizza from Domino's.

The last time he got angry, Indonesia was almost completely wiped out. So, don't make him angry.
by Jackz R@ging B0w3L September 12, 2008
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zitong

"look at that zitong over there"
"him? why'd you burn my eyes for"
by Taemin's gf January 1, 2012
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Zito Run

The act of driving a long distance, usually over 100 miles, on a sudden whim, typically to an undesirable location. Often motivated by mental illness or drug usage.
"let's do a zito run to Payson" "You hear? Pres. bush did a total zito run to Baghdad this morning"
by TheHat160 May 20, 2008
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