Zimming

Pretending to be a great lover when in fact you're really a pathetic self-abuser that took his cousin to the Prom.

After the intense but of Homo Panic Dave sought to comfort himself by Zimming his Friends.

You're Zimming Me. She wouldn;t screw you for a million bucks!

by Tim Freckman March 20, 2003

Zim

a scumbag, an overgrown boy with an ever expanding waistline. frequently seen behind a desk pretending to work, hiding onscreen prompts from the video bame he's been trying to beat or at the fast food drive thru. easily manipulated by women (mainly because he can never get a real one)

did you see that zim, he tried to ask me out again.....gross

by lazara October 21, 2010

zim

see zimala a silly kind of ditzy,absent minded person.

a zim would take his wet laundry out of the washer, fold it, and then put it in the dryer

by Rqaqcqhqeql December 25, 2008

Zim

An abreviation of the slang word 'Zimme'. Used more by real badmanz rather than the more common breed of 'people'.

Malcolm - Nah boss, dat gyal has got BACKOFF!!

DMB - Zim!

by MuzikBoy April 20, 2008

Zim

A person who constantly brings the mood down with negative comments.

Zim makes me feel so depressed.

by Chedthrower May 14, 2008

Zimming

The practice of passing yourself off as a great lover, when in fact you're really just a pathetic self-abuser who took his cousin to the prom

After Dave's sudden attack of Homo-Panic he began compensating by zimming his friends.

Man, don't zim me. She wouldn't screw you for a million dollars!!

by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

zim

a really fucking gay cartoon that all the faggy-goth kids beat off to.

"the guy who made zim and all those other gay fucking goth comics can go fuck himself"

by cream of sumyungay October 2, 2005