Zilans are usually alcoholics. They carry a bottle of alcohol where ever they go and will not hesitate to get drunk in any situation. Even at her workplace or in school.
Zilans are really small. Like the smallest person you will ever see. She is a small bean and you wanna poke her cheeks all the time.
She probably is saving herself for allah even though she is christian that is a secret atheist.
Zilans have the best sense of fashion as they will show up in grey sweats and grey sweaters and the same hairstyle always.
If you know a zilan that hasn't died of lung cancer yet, she hasn't got many time left as she is a chainsmoking bitch.
Her biggest accomplishment is her sugar daddy business. She most definitely has a new sugar daddy every next week. She also sells sexual favours from friends for money, so beware!
All that apart she is really cool and one of the most genuine bitches out there. If you know a Zilan you're blessed for eternity. Mainly because her knees are so soft and comfortable.
Zilans are really small. Like the smallest person you will ever see. She is a small bean and you wanna poke her cheeks all the time.
She probably is saving herself for allah even though she is christian that is a secret atheist.
Zilans have the best sense of fashion as they will show up in grey sweats and grey sweaters and the same hairstyle always.
If you know a zilan that hasn't died of lung cancer yet, she hasn't got many time left as she is a chainsmoking bitch.
Her biggest accomplishment is her sugar daddy business. She most definitely has a new sugar daddy every next week. She also sells sexual favours from friends for money, so beware!
All that apart she is really cool and one of the most genuine bitches out there. If you know a Zilan you're blessed for eternity. Mainly because her knees are so soft and comfortable.
Girl: "Is she drunk in school?"
Boy: "Where does she have the money to get drunk all the time from?"
Charlotte: "Wow i love this bitches knees"
"She's a Zilan"
Boy: "Where does she have the money to get drunk all the time from?"
Charlotte: "Wow i love this bitches knees"
"She's a Zilan"
by charlotteloveszilansknees May 4, 2020
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Get the Zelanie mug.An imaginery country where dumbass bush-shagging australians might go after they finish their "Sc00L edukatun" and go to to book a holiday to new zealand but can't spell it correctly.
usually visited by people who still think that New Zealand is a part of Australia, that the accents are WORSE than Australians and that everyone shags sheep.
by anabanana July 11, 2003
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Facts about this imaginary place that is really just a stereotype:
Every town only contains 4 shops. These are as follows:
-KFC
-Pub
-The warehouse
-Petrol station.
None of the roads are tar-sealed at all. the roads are pure dust, and there is no sidewalk either.
Ethnic diversity:
there are four ethnic groups in new zeland.
-pakeha
-maori
-islander
-asian
There is absolutely no existence of people from other places such as the americas, europe, or africa...with the exception of tourists, which new zelanders hate, because they don't want anyone to watch them shagging sheep.
Yes, new zelanders get turned on by beastiality, and they have sex with sheep. This is because new zelanders do not have good television or good computers.
Facts about this imaginary place that is really just a stereotype:
Every town only contains 4 shops. These are as follows:
-KFC
-Pub
-The warehouse
-Petrol station.
None of the roads are tar-sealed at all. the roads are pure dust, and there is no sidewalk either.
Ethnic diversity:
there are four ethnic groups in new zeland.
-pakeha
-maori
-islander
-asian
There is absolutely no existence of people from other places such as the americas, europe, or africa...with the exception of tourists, which new zelanders hate, because they don't want anyone to watch them shagging sheep.
Yes, new zelanders get turned on by beastiality, and they have sex with sheep. This is because new zelanders do not have good television or good computers.
Idiot american/aussie/new zealander/: Wow, I went to New Zeland last year. I went to this new zelander's house and his television was only 42''!
moron: only 42''? Shit! those new zelanders are SO uncivilised!
idiot: it gets worse! his internet connection speed is only 6,000,000,000 gigahurts per second!
moron: i'm glad i'm not in new zeland.
moron: only 42''? Shit! those new zelanders are SO uncivilised!
idiot: it gets worse! his internet connection speed is only 6,000,000,000 gigahurts per second!
moron: i'm glad i'm not in new zeland.
by kinzu_kiwi July 17, 2006
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