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Zhonglish 

(n) The mangled, garbled, butchered, malapropriated or trashed Chinese spoken by native speakers of English.

Pronunciation notes: Similar to Joan-glish. The ZH is NOT pronounced like the S in "fusion" but like the DGE in fudge.

Origin: "zhong" is taken directly from the first syllable of the Mandarin word for Chinese; "lish" is from English, of course.

Usage: Zhonglish is the mirror image of Chinglish but is less likely to be hurled as an insult. It is amusing, not abusing, and is usually applied to learners of Mandarin, although it could conceivably be applied to Wu, Cantonese, or others.

History: "Zhonglish" has been used by learners of Chinese at least since the early 1960s.
Bemused by Kevin's Zhonglish, the Beijinger said kindly, "You speak very well -- it sounds like you're singing a song."
Zhonglish by Beijing Sounds January 27, 2008
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A suspiciously god-like funeral parlor consultant with the thickest, juiciest, meatiest ass any broke gacha gamer has ever seen in their entire life. Every time he so much as moves an inch his cheeks clap so loud that it summons earthquakes and puts ancient gods to their brutal demise. Upon using his elemental skill he summons a dangerously phallic looking 80-inch rock that makes enemies cream in their pants the second they get hit by it.
Mom: What are you doing?
Me: Checking out Zhongli's fat juicy ass
Zhongli by Pikleztoastycrumptez02 December 30, 2021
legend says that whenever his ass cheeks clap its largeness releases a supersonic wave resulting in major shaking and earthquakes. celestia acknowledged his skill and crowned him as geo archon.
childe: zhongli's ass can help him get a massive amount of mora *throws a million mora at zhongli's ass as the said ass bounces upon impact*
Zhongli by big dong schlong zhong January 4, 2022

Zhongli Big Pillar 

verb: to have an abnormally large male anatomy. These men are prone to; stealing yo girl, stealing yo mama, stealing yo sister, stealing yo daddy ( less often but still be cautious).
"MOMMY THAT MAN HAS A ZHONGLI BIG PILLAR"
" don't, don't look sally,"
"Mom, why did you name me sally, you have cock blocked me for the rest of my life you, fucking whore."
"WHO TAUGHT YOU THOSE WORDS S A L L Y"
" that man. * point at man with a Zhongli Big Pillar*
A man that I would much rather date than a real man. Please come home to me my beloved.
Zhongli "In terms of mora, we have no mora."

Me: DON'T WORRY ZHONGLI, I CAN PAY THE BILLS WAP YOU CAN HIT ME WITH YOUR ULT ANY DAY! ðŸĪŠðŸĪŠðŸĪŠðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ŦðŸ˜ŦðŸ˜Ŧ😀😀😀ðŸ˜ģðŸ˜ģðŸ˜ģðŸ˜ģðŸĨīðŸĨīðŸĨīðŸĨī😏😏😏😏
A Genshin Impact character. He's 1.85m (6'1") tall, he has dark brown hair that fades to orange at the end and amber eyes. He lives in the capital city of the (in-game) nation of Liyue, where he works in a funeral parlor and wanders around, presumably drinking tea and sharing his oddly extensive knowledge on Liyue history. His only outfit (as of January 2022) is a complex suit in brown tones with many golden details.

He's popularly known between fans of the game for:

a. Being canonically poor

b. Talking about osmanthus wine
c. Being (subjectively) hot
d. Frequently interacting with Tartaglia, another Genshin Impact character
f. (story spoilers)
Person A: "Zhongli is my favorite Genshin Impact character. He has a relaxing voice and he's very kind and smart. He's the ideal man."
Person B: "Yeah, but he's very old and he's poor."
Person A: "Idc I still like him."
Zhongli by thecqcumber January 29, 2022
Zhongli is hottest and most handsome man in genshin impact. I just want that sexy body to bang against me and have him go slower everytime I make a single noise or moan I want him to fuck the living shit out of me and have his hand become my necklace. I would do anything for this man, I would do absolutely anything to just get a second to touch and feel his perfect body. I want him to overstimulate me, fuck me until I can't walk and shove his big fat cock into my mouth.
Zhongli is hot/sexy/handsome/perfect
Zhongli by Keeeeyuuuuueeeeeee July 18, 2021