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Zeroeth Law

A Zeroeth Law is a law that is added to another set of laws at a later date.

It is usually so important that the other laws cannot function without it, yet so obvious that nobody thought it needed stating.
The Zeroeth Law of thermodynamics: If objects B and C are both in thermal equilibrium with object A, then they are in thermal equilibrium with each other.

Isaac Asimov's Zeroth Law of Robotics: A robot may not harm humanity, or through inaction allow humanity to come to harm.

Newton's Zeroeth Law of Motion: If objects A and B are moving relative to object C at velocities v1 and v2, then they are moving relative to each other at velocity v3 which is the difference between v1 and v2. (Note: This law is now known not to be true, especially near the speed of light. That's where Einstein comes in)

The Zeroeth Commandment: Thou Shalt believe all of this and never question what thou art told.
by George McBob June 22, 2009
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zeroexia

losing weight by becoming such an asshole that no one will share their food with you, or give you a ride anywhere.
"I barely recognized Cameron as we drove past him in the rain, he's lost so much weight from zeroexia"
by beatrix forthingay September 18, 2012
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zeroes

the numbers from 0 to 9, esp. the first decade of a century or of a person's life. (i.e. the years 2000 through 2009.)
Rap music was good in the early zeroes, but had deteriorated by the end of the decade.
by OsirusR July 14, 2009
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Zersetzung

A psychological warfare tactic developed by the East German Stasi Secret Police to nuetralize dissidents by disrupting every part of you're life and gaslighting you used by cults such as the KKK, Mormons, Scientology, Freemasons, COINTELPRO, and Stasi CIA, FBI, NSA though Fusion Centers with all of their partnerships as partners in crime such as Infragard and Citizens Corps. Freemasons are widespread in the CIA and USFIVEYES countries and call it Slow Dagger and sometimes target entire bloodlines for Masonic revenge.
Fusion Centers are an American Zersetzung disrupting, discrediting, dividing (DDD) non investigative subjects on the watchlist to isolate, set up, and nuetralize.
by TI Satan June 17, 2023
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Zerkse

Zerkse is the best player to ever play the game of Planetside. To be good at planetside, is to be like Zerkse.
Wow, did you see that guy's killspam? Makes me remember that guy Zerkse and his awesomeness.
by SomeoneWorseThanZerkse May 17, 2006
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zeroed

To be defeated or nullified by someone or something. Its history stems from low-level programming where memory is often filled with zeros before use. It may be used as synonym for more tired terms such as pwned.
"Dude, you just got zeroed by that left-handed albino midget!"

OR

"I was zeroed by that nub's zerg rush, kekeke."
by miknight August 9, 2006
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Blowing zeros

Referring to a breathalyzer. Blowing through and it reads 0.00. When someone is pretending to be drunk or high but they blow a 0% BAC
Guy 1: did you see how drunk she was at the party?
Guy 2: nah dude she was blowing zeros
by Shortlang♐️ March 6, 2016
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