Zarking

To do "research" on a computer, tablet, or smart phone... while not doing work like things. Such as searching for a Star Trek tricorder device to buy for a collection or a gift.

My spouse was zarking for over an hour earlier. IDK... I think she's looking for the perfect gift for my mother for her birthday.... but, I'm not sure.

by unstoppable_wifey November 22, 2022

Zark

The word that me and my friends came up with while we were bored, said when surprised

Zark, how did I miss the bus.

by Mymy09 February 25, 2022

Zark

A word to describe when you're the person who is roman atwood.

GUYS GUYS!!!! Zark.

by Dylan Smets March 10, 2025

Zark

The act of masturbating inside of a cheese grater.

Tommy just is in the hospital from zarking

by Agent Spine March 10, 2025

Zarked

Zarked, otherwise known as "Zonked" or "Zanxed", means to be absolutely brain dead and trippin balls. Typically used when someone is drop-dead drunk or high out of their mind, but it can be used for anything, as long as you're smelling colours and reading voices.

"Duuuuuude, I'm like... toootaaally Zarked rn..."
"Dawg go tf to sleep"

by SpectacularCr0w March 24, 2023