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your face

a phrase that can be added as a prefix or suffix to any insult as a comeback.
Dude: You're ugly.
Guy: Your face is ugly. (prefix)
Dude: That's hella stpid
Guy: Not as stupid as your face! (suffix)
Dude: That makes no sense
Guy: Your face doesn't make sense!
Dude: I'm leaving.
Guy: I'd leave to if I had your face.
by moofoo June 7, 2004
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your face is

Second of a logical progression of traded insults that can be applied to any statement, providing the other person plays along. Can be used when another person tries to turn an offhand statement back on you. Providing you are the one to make this statement, your victory is guaranteed.

Upon stating that something is (adjective) and having another person turn this back on you by stating that YOU are (adjective), you will respond that their face is (adjective). They will try to counter that your mother is (adjective), but upon stating that their mother is a whore, you will win, because nothing beats that.

Your opponent might predict where this is going early on and try to break order, but this just shows them to be a fucking douche.

Originates from a strip in the Gigaville webcomic.
A: That's fucking stupid.
B: You're stupid.
A: Your face is stupid.
B: Your mom's stupid.
A: Your mom's a whore.
B: Oh yeah, well... shit.
by shitty car November 22, 2007
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Clean your face

Clean your face means to pay off a debt that you owe a person.
Man let me borrow $10 till Friday? Naw man you still ain't clean your face from the last time you got something from me.
by BBW Baby Doll September 23, 2016
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bang in your face

Used by Radio 1 (UK) DJ Tim Westwood (see wigger). The phrase is used to denote a track or compilation of tracks that Mr Westwood believes you may enjoy. The phrase, along with others are most commonly shouted in an over exaggerated manner.
This album is full of the latest licks and big hip-hop things. This album will BANG IN YOUR FACE!!!!!
by Jim Birtwisle January 22, 2008
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so's your face

The ultimate comeback. This can be said as a response to any insult directed at you. It doesn't even have to make sense, because "so's your face" makes sense in itself.
Mark: Dude, you know you love the cock.
Craig: Yea..so's your face!
by J Tran December 30, 2004
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YOUR FACE GODDAMN IT

the perfect phrase to yell at your friend after he slips and hits his head in a filthy, waterless pool. Usually preceded by hyena-like laughter.
Person #1: Haha, Rick just hit his head in that empty pool.
Person #2: YOUR FACE GODDAMN IT!!!
by california689 July 30, 2011
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I don't like your FACE.

Conversational non-sequitur designed to kill an internet discussion stone dead. Always, ALWAYS, FUCKING ALWAYS DAMMIT to be spelt out as above, capitalised final word, full stop and all. Originated in Scotland.
Dave: Scotland Scotland Scotland
Splog: I don't like your FACE.
Dave: ...
Splog: I don't like your FACE.

Immanuel Kant: Nature is the existence of things, so far as it is determined according to universal laws. Should nature signify the existence of things in themselves, we could never know it either a priori or a posteriori. Not a priori, for how can we know what belongs to things in themselves, since this never can be done by the dissection of our concepts (in analytical judgments)? We do not want to know what is contained in our concept of a thing (for the concept describes what belongs to its logical being), but what is in the actuality of the thing superadded to our concept, and by what the thing itself is determined in its existence outside the concept. Our understanding, and the conditions on which alone it can connect the determinations of things in their existence, do not prescribe any rule to things themselves; these do not conform to our understanding, but it must conform itself to them; they must therefore be first given us in order to gather these determinations from them, wherefore they would not be known a priori.
Splog: I don't like your FACE.
Immanuel Kant: ...
by Your FACE. July 12, 2008
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