yossarian

The protagonist of Joesepth Heller's novel Catch-22. He was a bombardier in a squadron based out of a small, semi-fictional island south of Italy. He was concearned with leaving the war alive from which he could not be dismissed, and could never finish the number of required missions. He believed that all of the other men were crazy, as they seemed not only unconcearned with death, but also generally acted neurotic, and everyone thought he was crazy in turn. Yossarian was one of the few of the characters in the novel to actually survive.

Yossarian? What kind of name is Yossarian?

It's Yossarian's name, sir.

by anon November 4, 2004

yossed

To be belligerently drunk off your ass

Jack: damn did u see pat?
Kevin: nah what happened
Jack: kids yossed he was eating pizza off a comb

by snorat July 30, 2016

yossup

The contraction of yo and wassup! usually used by two non-black people trying to sound nigga-cool. to save time and energy by saying hi and asking how are you at the same time.

Dick : hey , haven't seen you for some time!

Jerry: Yossup! (hey man, what brought you here? how are you? - in a nutshell)

by dcdarren February 24, 2010

Yosyas

Yosyas is an intelligent , really funny, caring , attractive and honest man who is really down till the end and loves comforting other's, trying new things and doesn't like to see a person upset. he loves cheering people up and cracking jokes. You will always see him smiling and laughing can be serious at time but not really he would always seem like he doesn't have a care in the world and look chilled but he over thinks way too much but never shows it. he's pure in heart soul and mind but doesn't care what anyone thinks about it.

PERSON 1: Girl I wish i had someone to help me get through this and make me laugh when im done!

PERSON 2: You should give Yosyas a call

by Kíkí November 22, 2021

Yussy

When pulling yarn while knitting or crocheting from the middle of a skein, an openning is formed in the center, thereby creating the Yussy.

I enjoy crocheting amigurumi animals for my nephew and I always make sure to pull my yarn from the yussy.

by birdmon April 17, 2022

Yossef

A super nice Kid that's insanely good at every video game. Drinks a lot of coffee and has the most mind boggling luck. Plays a lot of League of Legends and Super Smash Bros. Also gives really good relationship advice, and most of his friends are female. Probably would be your best friend if you've known him since Kindergarten. Also likes to only go Ocean and Mage in TFT. If you are best friends, you will outmatch each other in almost every game, like Naruto and Sasuke

Example 1: "Man, are you a Yossef or something? Because that RNG is insane!"
Example 2: "I'm having trouble with my crush again, I really wish I had a Yossef to talk to."
Example 3: "My best friend is a Yossef, I've known him since I was 5!"
Example 4: <3-Ken

by KenKenAgain25 January 15, 2020

Yosselin

She's a nice, beautiful, smart girl. She can be clumsy but you'll get use to it when you get to know her better. She can also get sentimental when she feels pressure and those are the moments you have to be there for her.

I'm going to the store with Yosselin

by Danny1214 March 13, 2017